Here are all the words, quotes and winners from all the Word Scramble contests since the first day through contest number 720. Thanks for playing Word Scramble with us!

Contest 001 - word: "congeniality"  The winner was Paul
Contest 002 - word: "spirituality" The winner was Charlene
Contest 003 - word: "translucent" The winner was Kerryn
Contest 004 - word: "evanescent" The winner was Norm
Contest 005 - word: "malapropism" The winner was Robyn
Contest 006 - word: "recidivism" The winner was Virginia
Contest 007 - word: "anachronistically" The winner was Jackie
Contest 008 - cryptogram "Red sky at night, sailor's delight." The winner was Rochelle.
Contest 009 - word: "pugilist" the winner was Merle
Contest 010 - word "sacrosanct" the winner was Lloyd
Contest 011 - word "sesquipedalian" the winner was Kevin
Contest 012 - cryptogram "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." The winner was Judy.
Contest 013 - cryptogram "Allegheny Mountains" The winner was Jim.
Contest 014 - cryptogram "Victoria Falls" The winner was Gerry
Contest 015 - cryptogram "Florida Everglades" The winner was Martha
Contest 016 - cryptogram "The Bermuda Triangle" The winner was Daniel
Contest 017 - cryptogram "The Sahara Desert" The winner was Ruth
Contest 018 - cryptogram "The Mediterranean Sea" The winner was Tiffany
Contest 019 - cryptogram "Albatross, Mockingbird, Nightingale" The winner was Maureen.
Contest 020 - cryptogram "Sycamore, Red Maple, Sequoia" The winner was Adele
Contest 021 - cryptogram "Nitrogen, Argon and Oxygen" The winner was Dorothy
Contest 022 - cryptogram "A penny saved is a penny earned." The winner was Edward
Contest 023 - cryptogram "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive." The winner was Emil
Contest 024 - cryptogram "Imagination is more important than knowledge" The winner was Lou Ann
Contest 025 - cryptogram "Whose woods these are I think I know" The winner was Bonnie
Contest 026 - cryptogram "When the frost is on the punkin and the fodder's in the shock" The winner was Anita
Contest 027 - cryptogram "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" The winner was Ruby
Contest 028 - cryptogram "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." The winner was Jim.
Contest 029 - cryptogram "It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea" The winner was Tara
Contest 030 - cryptogram "Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat," The winner was Beverly
Contest 031 - cryptogram "Have a mouth as sharp as a dagger but a heart as soft as tofu." The winner was Alison.
Contest 032 - cryptogram "Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one." The winner was Marie.
Contest 033 - cryptogram "Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth." The winner was Dean.
Contest 034 - cryptogram "If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice." The winner was Gladys.
Contest 035 - cryptogram "A bird can roost but on one branch, a mouse can drink not more than its fill from a river." The winner was Jaci.
Contest 036 - cryptogram "Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways." The winner was Virginia.
Contest 037 - cryptogram "Poems are made by fools like me, but only God can make a tree." The winner was Lois.
Contest 038 - "There is nothing so frightening as ignorance in action." The winner was Ethel.
Contest 039 - "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." The winner was Irene.
Contest 040 - "We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." The winner was Frank
Contest 041 - "Resort to the nicest possible response. The one who is your enemy may become your best friend." Winner- Anita
Contest 042 - "The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence." Barbara was the winner.
Contest 043 - "Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes." Ann was the winner.
Contest 044 - "Recognize that you know what you know, and that you are ignorant of what you do not know." Rhonda won.
Contest 045 - "Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven." The winner was Jim.
Contest 046 - “It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.” The winner was David.
Contest 047 - "What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others." The winner was Debi.
Contest 048 -"To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness." The winner was Lois.
Contest 049 -"Virtuous and vicious every man must be, few in the extreme but all in the degree."
Contest 050 -"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." The winner was Beverly.
Contest 051- "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." The winner was Chris
Contest 052- "We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." The winner was Danielle.
Contest 053- "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." The winner was Charanne.
Contest 54- "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." The winner was Ruby.
Contest 55 - "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." The winner was Patricia.
Contest 56 - "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." The winner was Claris.
Contest 57 - "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." The winner was Steve.
Contest 58 - "Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, Till Earth and sky stand presently at God's Judgment Seat." The winner was Mark.
Contest 59 - "Whatever the mind can retrieve and believe, the mind can achieve." The winner was Marian.
Contest 60 - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." The winner was Anthony.
Contest 61 - "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready." The winner was Sally.
Contest 62 - "The man who does not read good looks has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." The winner was Lou Ann
Contest 63 - “When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.” The winner was Jerry.
Contest 64 - "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." The winner was Kay.
Contest 65 - "When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." The Winner was Barb.
Contest 66 - "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." The Winner was Jeff.
Contest 67 - "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." The winner was Marge.
Contest 68 -"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." The winner was Abby.
Contest 69-"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." The winner was JoAnn.
Contest 70-"The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us, and we see nothing nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone." The winner was Shirley.
Contest 71-"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." The winner was Cassie.
Contest 72-"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" The winner was Frank
Contest 73-"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first." The winner was Hazel
Contest 74-"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." The winner was Dale.
Contest 75-"The gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction." The winner was Bill
Contest 76- "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." The winner was Tara.
Contest 77-  "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." The winner was Gerry.
Contest 78- "There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem." The winner was Adrian.
Contest 79- "Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act" The winner was Kay.
Contest 80- "Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him." The winner was Lynn R.
Contest 81 -"Don't gamble; Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." The winner was Melvin.
Contest 82- "Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper." The winner was Milie.
Contest 83- "The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use— of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public." The winner was Jeff T.
Contest 84- "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." The winner was Donna S.
Contest 85- "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." The winner was Edward.
Contest 86- "Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders." The winner was Beverly.
Contest 87- "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." The winner was Todd.
Contest 88- "Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." The winner was Larry C.
Contest 89- "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." The winner was Sally.
Contest 90- "Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things." The winner was Kate.
Contest 91- "There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity." The winner was Gregg.
Contest 92- "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." The winner was Emil.
Contest 93- "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." The winner was Peter M.
Contest 94-  “I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” The winner was Jackie C. .
Contest 95- "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." The winner was Ticia B.
Contest 96- "You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough." The winner was Alex N.
Contest 97-"I have not failed. I've just found ten-thousand ways that won't work." The winner was Shirley J..
Contest 98- "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." The winner was George E.
Contest 99- "If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon". The winner was Evelyn G.
Contest 100-"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." The winner was Steve L.
Contest 101-“It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” The winner was Cheri A.
Contest 102-“It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it than to be sane and have one's doubts.” The winner was Louise G.
Contest 103-"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better" The winner was Bryan K.
Contest 104-"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." The winner was Ethel.
Contest 105-"The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as the greatest virtues." The winner was Bruna C.
Contest 106-"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." The winner was Ann H.
Contest 107-"That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved." The winner was Paulette T.
Contest 108-"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." The winner was Dean R.
Contest 109-"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." The winner was William J.
Contest 110-"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together." The winner was Sarah M.
Contest 111-"Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth". The winner was Marty B.
Contest 112-"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." The winner was Jami L.
Contest 113-"It is better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing perfectly". The winner was David M.
Contest 114-"Adversity reveals genius; prosperity conceals it". The winner was Stella Y.
Contest 115-"We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed." The winner was Rosa S.
Contest 116-"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." The winner was Patrick L.
Contest 117-“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”  The winner was Ron W.
Contest 118-"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." The winner was Donna B.
Contest 119-"If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor." The winner was Tom L.
Contest 120-"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." The winner was Helen S.
Contest 121-"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." The winner was Melissa P.
Contest 122-"Thundercloud has often said: 'I never met a cookie I didn't like'. That's why he had to go on a diet!" The winner was Kay J.
Contest 123-Found on a tombstone: "I told you I was sick." The winner was Gloria V.
Contest 124-"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." The winner was Sam L.
Contest 125-"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and" The winner was Barry C.
Contest 126- "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." The winner was John M.
Contest 127- "I want to die sleeping peacefully, like my Grandma; not screaming in horror, like those who were passengers in her car." The winner was Rhonda S.
Contest 128-"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."--Groucho Marx. The winner was Victoria L.
Contest 129- Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other ... "Does this taste funny to you?" The winner was Travis C.
Contest 130-"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." The winner was Earl B.
Contest 131-“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.” The winner was Samantha A.
Contest 132-"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." The winner was Stella H.
Contest 133-"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." The winner was Melissa R.
Contest 134-"The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum." George Bernard Shaw. The winner was Suzie L.
Contest 135-"Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without." The winner was Ben P.
Contest 136-"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."~ Confucius. The winner was Shelly H.
Contest 137-"It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness." Confucius. The winner was Jeff C.
Contest 138-"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't." The winner was Lila N.
Contest 139-"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." ~Bill Gates. The winner was Lynda S.
Contest 140-"It is never too late to be what you might have been" ~George Eliot. The winner was Stan C.
Contest 141-"Be kind to your children. They're the ones that will select your nursing home" The winner was Eddie R.
Contest 142-"When mighty cedars fall, so do the little firs" The winner was Sylvia J.
Contest 143-"Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.". The winner was Cassandra B.
Contest 144- "I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."~ George Burns. The winner was Edward P.
Contest 145-"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." ~Mark Twain - The winner was Polly S.
Contest 146-"Oh, east is East and West is west, and never the twain shall meet, till earth and sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat." - Rudyard Kipling - The winner was Claris D.
Contest 147-“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” ~Henry Ford. The winner was Shannon A.
Contest 148-"Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?" ~Cinderella. The winner was Steve B.
Contest 149-"Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything." ~ Mark Twain. The winner was Maddy R.
Contest 150-"Wart hogs should sue for libel, it is a terrible name, and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand." The winner was Larry H.
Contest 151-"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."~ Mark Twain. The winner was Janelle C.
Contest 152-"Among life's precious jewels, genuine and rare, the one that we call friendship has worth beyond compare." The winner was Roberta L.
Contest 153-"The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth." -- H. L. Mencken. The winner was Helena M.
Contest 154-"You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough." ~ William Blake. The winner was Marian R.
Contest 155-"The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him."- Ralph Waldo Emerson. The winner was Allen H. .
Contest 156-"With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress." --Ransom K. Ferm. The winner was Halle L..
Contest 157-"The future is much like the present only longer." The winner was Missy R.
Contest 158-"Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." The winner was Jack M.
Contest 159-"We both want to tell you how much we appreciate you using our start page!" ~TC and EB. The winner was Stella H.
Contest 160-"I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met." The winner was Shelley M.
Contest 161-"Experience is the comb which nature gives us when we are bald." The winner was Adele L.
Contest 162-"Earth first! We'll strip-mine the other planets later." The winner was Marty K.
Contest 163-"He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow." ~Tryon Edwards. The winner was Molly D.
Contest 164-"WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET, AND HUNGRY. THEN THINGS GET WORSE." The winner was Frank C.
Contest 165-"CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS." The winner was Patsy W.
Contest 166-"PREDICTIONS CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT - ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE FUTURE." ~TRYON EDWARDS. The winner was Jim M.
Contest 167-"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing." The winner was Sally W.
Contest 168-"If we could solve all the mysteries of the Universe, we would be co-equal with God. Every drop of ocean shares its glory but is not the ocean." ~Mahatma Gandhi. The winner was Emil M.
Contest 169 "PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING DEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY." The winner was Tammy.
Contest 170-"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." The winner was Terri C.
Contest 171-"Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity." The winner was Sam L.
Contest 172-""THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE." The winner was Denise R.
Contest 173-"OKAY, WHO PUT A "STOP PAYMENT" ON MY REALITY CHECK?" The winner was Manny D.
Contest 174-"I.R.S.: WE'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" The winner was Helene S.
Contest 175-"LOTTERY: A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH." The winner was Randy B.
Contest 176-"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." ~ Sydney J. Harris. The winner was Amy K.
Contest 177- "ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE FALSE; INCLUDING THIS ONE." The winner was Debra W.
Contest 178- "Don't be so humble - you are not that great." ~ Golda Meir. The winner was Janelle B.
Contest 179- "For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so." ~William Shakespeare. The winner was Marlene S.
Contest 180-"IF I WERE TWO-FACED, WOULD I BE WEARING THIS ONE?" - ABRAHAM LINCOLN . The winner was Ann H.
Contest 181-"YOU LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I AM DIFFERENT BUT I LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL THE SAME." The winner was Ted B.
Contest 182-"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein. The winner was Claris D.
Contest 183-"BAD PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART." The winner was Ralph C.
Contest 184-"ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, ITS THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG." ~MARK TWAIN. The winner was Debra W.
Contest 185-"I OWE MUCH; I HAVE NOTHING; THE REST I LEAVE TO THE POOR." ~ François Rabelais. The winner was Jack K.
Contest 186-"VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN." - AL CAPONE. The winner was Maddy N.
Contest 187-"SHOW ME A SANE MAN AND I WILL CURE HIM FOR YOU." - C. G. JUNG. The winner was Tammy.
Contest 188-"WHY DON'T YOU WRITE BOOKS PEOPLE CAN READ?" - NORA JOYCE. The winner was Wilma D.
Contest 189-"I WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD POPE." ~ RICHARD M. NIXON. The winner was Herb J.
Contest 190-"COPY FROM ONE, IT'S PLAGIARISM; COPY FROM TWO, IT'S RESEARCH."- WILSON MIZNER. The winner was Joann H.
Contest 191-"NEVER ASCRIBE TO MALICE THAT WHICH CAN ADEQUATELY BE EXPLAINED BY INCOMPETENCE." - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE. The winner was Inga C.
Contest 192-"THE GREATEST STRENGTH IS GENTLENESS." - IROQUOIS PROVERB. The winner was Jon D.
Contest 193-"IF YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER, YOU'VE LOST THE ARGUMENT." The winner was Connie.
Contest 194-"WIT IS EDUCATED INSOLENCE." ~ ARISTOTLE. The winner was Adele R.
Contest 195-"I AM BECOME DEATH, SHATTERER OF WORLDS." - ROBERT J. OPPENHEIMER. The winner was Beth S.
Contest 196-"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both" - Machiavelli. The winner was Tom L.
Contest 197-"DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS. TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING." - LAST WORDS OF PANCHO VILLA. The winner was Liz B.
Contest 198-"TO SIT ALONE WITH MY CONSCIENCE WILL BE JUDGMENT ENOUGH FOR ME." - CHARLES WILLIAM STUBBS. The winner was Brenda R.
Contest 199-"When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package."- John Ruskin. The winner was Donna A.
Contest 200-"IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT AN IGNORANT MAN IN ARGUMENT." - WILLIAM GIBBS McADOO. The winner was Kathy H.
Contest 201-"YOU PROCEED FROM A FALSE ASSUMPTION: I HAVE NO EGO TO BRUISE." -SPOCK (STAR TREK II). The winner was Samantha A.
Contest 202-"EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY." -PROVERB. The winner was Kyle M.
Contest 203-"WHEN THE ONLY TOOL YOU OWN IS A HAMMER, EVERY PROBLEM BEGINS TO RESEMBLE A NAIL." - ABRAHAM MASLOW. The winner was Vera A.
Contest 204-"MORAL INDIGNATION IS JEALOUSY WITH A HALO." - H. G. Wells. The winner was Ted M.
Contest 205-"I DON'T FEEL GOOD." - LUTHER BURBANK (1849-1926), LAST WORDS. The winner was Sara D.
Contest 206-"THE DEVIL CAN CITE SCRIPTURE FOR HIS PURPOSE." - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. The winner was Laura R.
Contest 207- "I, A STRANGER AND AFRAID, IN A WORLD I NEVER MADE." - A.E. HOUSMAN
Contest 208- "PLATO WAS A BORE." - FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE. The winner was Christine D.
Contest 209- "FEW THINGS ARE HARDER TO PUT UP WITH THAN A GOOD EXAMPLE." - MARK TWAIN. The winner was Mildred L.
Contest 210-"MEN HAVE BECOME THE TOOLS OF THEIR TOOLS." - HENRY DAVID THOREAU. The winner was Sam M.
Contest 211-"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."-Voltaire. The winner was Julia R.
Contest 212-"IT DEPENDS UPON WHAT THE MEANING OF THE WORD ‘IS’ IS." - WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON. The winner was Bob J.
Contest 213-"IT IS DANGEROUS TO BE SINCERE UNLESS YOU ARE ALSO STUPID." - GEORGE BERNARD SHAW. Winner was Alexis R.
Contest 214-"NEVER TRY TO TEACH A PIG TO SING. IT WASTES YOUR TIME AND ANNOYS THE PIG." - Winner was Kenny S..
Contest 215- "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC. IN MY LINE YOU DON'T HAVE TO." - ELVIS PRESLEY. The winner was Warren S.
Contest 216-"A GOVERNMENT THAT IS BIG ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU ALL YOU WANT IS BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE IT." - BARRY GOLDWATER. The winner was Pam F.
Contest 217-"IF EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL, YOU ARE GOING TOO SLOW." - MARIO ANDRETTI. The winner was Alison H.
Contest 218-"THE AVERAGE PERSON THINKS HE ISN'T." - FATHER LARRY LORENZONI. The winner was Carmen B.
Contest 219-"SHOW MY HEAD TO THE PEOPLE, IT IS WORTH SEEING." - GEORGES DANTON TO HIS EXECUTIONER. The winner was Toni R.
Contest 220-"THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF A TEMPTATION IS TO YIELD TO IT." -OSCAR WILDE. The winner was Bonnie C.
Contest 221-"I ONCE SPENT A YEAR IN PHILADELPHIA, I THINK IT WAS ON A SUNDAY." ~ W. C. FIELDS. The winner was Stan C.
Contest 222-"GIVE ME A MUSEUM AND I'LL FILL IT." - PABLO PICASSO. The winner was Char. B.
Contest 223-"BEWARE OF THE YOUNG DOCTOR AND THE OLD BARBER." ~ BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. The winner was Beth M.
Contest 224- "HEAVEN HAS NO RAGE LIKE LOVE TO HATRED TURNED, NOR HELL A FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED." ~ WILLIAM CONGREAVE. The winner was Jessica C.
Contest 225- "WE DON'T LIKE THEIR SOUND, AND GUITAR MUSIC IS ON THE WAY OUT."- DECCA RECORDING CO. REJECTING THE BEATLES, 1962. The winner was Rosalyn G.
Contest 226-"YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN THE CANDLES COST MORE THAN THE CAKE." ~ BOB HOPE. The winner was Marsha R.
Contest 227-"ALIMONY IT LIKE BUYING HAY FOR A DEAD HORSE." ~GROUCHO MARX. Steven G. was the winner.
Contest 228-"SPEND TIME WITH THE WISE AND YOU WILL BECOME WISE, BUT THE FRIENDS OF FOOLS WILL SUFFER." ~PROVERBS. The winner was Allen P.
Contest 229-"GETTING OLDER IS NO PROBLEM. YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE LONG ENOUGH." ~GROUCHO MARX. The winner was Sally K.
Contest 230-"DON'T TEMPT ME, I CAN RESIST ANYTHING BUT TEMPTATION" ~ BOB HOPE. The winner was Bruce W.
Contest 231-"A RICH MAN IS NOTHING BUT A POOR MAN WITH MONEY." ~ W. C. FIELDS. The winner was Danielle F.
Contest 232-"NOBODY GOES THERE ANYMORE, IT'S TOO CROWDED." ~ YOGI BERRA. The winner was Larry H.
Contest 233- ''YOU BETTER CUT THE PIZZA IN FOUR PIECES. I'M NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO EAT EIGHT." ~YOGI BERRA. The winner was Cherri R.
Contest 234-"PLEASE PROVIDE THE DATE OF YOUR DEATH." ~ FROM AN IRS LETTER. The winner was Esther L.
Contest 235-"IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE." ~ BROOKE SHIELDS. The winner was Terri W.
Contest 236-"IF WE DON'T SUCCEED WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." ~ DAN QUAYLE. The winner was Gerald N.
Contest 237-"THE WORD 'GENIUS' ISN'T APPLICABLE IN FOOTBALL. A GENIUS IS A GUY LIKE NORMAN EINSTEIN." ~ JOE THEISMAN, QUARTERBACK. The winner was Wanda B.
Contest 237-"THE INTERNET IS A GREAT WAY TO GET ON THE NET." - BOB DOLE. The winner was Carmen S.
Contest 238-"TREES CAUSE MORE POLLUTION THAN AUTOMOBILES DO." ~ RONALD REAGAN. The winner was Charlie B.
Contest 239- "THE FUTURE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE." ~ YOGI BERRA. The winner was Sarah A.
Contest 240-"LIFE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO AMERICANS." ~ BOB DOLE. The winner was Russ L.
Contest 241-"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR." (FROM A SIGN IN A NORWEGIAN COCKTAIL LOUNGE) The Winner was Shannon D.
Contest 242-"DOGS HAVE OWNERS, CATS HAVE STAFF."  The Winner was Barry T.
Contest 243-ACTUAL HEADLINE: "TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD". The winner was Kathryn L.
Contest 244-"BORDER RELATIONS BETWEEN CANADA AND MEXICO HAVE NEVER BEEN BETTER." - GEORGE W. BUSH The winner was Helene S.
Contest 245-"BIGAMY IS HAVING ONE WIFE TOO MANY. MONOGAMY IS THE SAME." ~OSCAR WILDE. The winner was Suzi H.
Contest 246-"I HAD A LOVER'S QUARREL WITH THE WORLD." ~TOMBSTONE OF ROBERT LEE FROST. The winner was Jen K.
Contest 247-"I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM -I AM FILLED WITH HUMIDITY."--GIB LEWIS (TEXAS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE). The winner was Alice C.
Contest 248-"WHEN SORROWS COME, THEY COME NOT SINGLE SPIES, BUT IN BATTALIONS." - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. The winner was Stan C.
Contest 249-"DON'T ASK FOR A LIGHT LOAD, BUT RATHER ASK FOR A STRONG BACK." The winner was Gilda.
Contest 250-"I SHALL NOT WASTE MY DAYS IN TRYING TO PROLONG THEM." - IAN L. FLEMING. The winner was Tabitha M.
Contest 251-"PROOFREAD CAREFULLY TO SEE IF YOU ANY WORDS OUT." The winner was Shelby R.
Contest 252-"I SPENT 90% OF MY MONEY ON WOMEN AND DRINK. THE REST I WASTED." - GEORGE BEST. The winner was Kay J.
Contest 253-"A MAN CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL IN THE CHOICE OF HIS ENEMIES." ~OSCAR WILDE. The winner was Tom D.
Contest 254- "MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL. PLEASE HAVE EXACT CHANGE". The winner was Dott B.
Contest 255-"I LIKE PIGS. DOGS LOOK UP TO US. CATS LOOK DOWN ON US. PIGS TREAT US AS EQUALS." ~ WINSTON CHURCHILL. The winner was Steve L.
Contest 256-"GUESTS, LIKE FISH, BEGIN TO SMELL AFTER THREE DAYS." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ~ The winner was Lois M.
Contest 257-"LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES...." ~TOM HANKS AS FORREST GUMP. The winner was Michael C.
Contest 258-"TO TALK GOODNESS IS NOT GOOD... ONLY TO DO IT IS." -CHINESE PROVERB. The winner was Kelly R.
Contest 259-"CORDUROY PILLOWS: THEY'RE MAKING HEADLINES!" The winner was Jill N.
Contest 260-"WHEN I PLAYED IN THE SANDBOX THE CAT KEPT COVERING ME UP. ~RODNEY DANGERFIELD. The winner was Harold B.
Contest 261-"ALL THAT WE ARE IS THE RESULT OF WHAT WE HAVE THOUGHT." ~BUDDHA. The winner was Jane.
Contest 262-"99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME." The winner was Steven R.
Contest 263-"FOR SALE: BABY SHOES, NEVER WORN." ~ERNEST HEMINGWAY. The winner was Lizzie M.
Contest 264-"IF YOU WERE PLOWING A FIELD, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER USE? TWO STRONG OXEN OR 1024 CHICKENS?" ~ SEYMOUR CRAY . The winner was Ray C.
Contest 265-"ALMOST ANYTHING IS EASIER TO GET INTO THAN OUT OF." The winner was Angela F.
Contest 266-"WARNING: DATES IN CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR." The winner was Carla B.
Contest 267-"THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET, THE MORE I LIKE MY CAT." The winner was Milt W.
Contest 268-"PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT SO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PRACTICE." The winner was Megan L.
Contest 269-"THE PROBLEM WITH THE GENE POOL IS THAT THERE IS NO LIFEGUARD" The winner was Randi B.
Contest 270-"THE HORSE LAUGHS WHILE THE COCONUT SINGS SONGS IN PITTSBURGH." Irene was the winner.
Contest 271-"I BEHUMBLED, SMALL AND FAT, ATE A TWINKIE WHERE I SAT.". Christine D. was the winner.
Contest 272-"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;..." Lewis Carroll. Missy H. was the winner.
Contest 273-"Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches Had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches Had none upon thars." ~ Dr. Seuss. Sean L. was the winner.
Contest 274- "You can wind your watch and you can watch the wind, but you cannot wind the wind.". Ellen V. was the winner.
Contest 275- "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see ..." ~ "Strawberry Fields" Eleanor was the winner.
Contest 276- "Learning to love yourself, is the greatest gift of all." Shawn S. was the winner.
Contest 277- "Do you like green eggs and ham?  I do not like them Sam I am." ~ Dr. Seuss. The winner was Carl M.
Contest 278-  "Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go." ~Happy Thanksgiving! The winner was Adrienne C.
Contest 279- "Suddenly someone is there by the turnstile, the girl with kaleidoscope eyes." Trina B. was the winner.
Contest 280- "Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." ~ Dylan Thomas. Marian R. won.
Contest 281- "IT IS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING THAT I DO, THAN I HAVE EVER DONE..." Clarice J. won.
Contest 282- "THE ELDEST OYSTER LOOKED AT HIM, BUT NEVER A WORD HE SAID; THE ELDEST OYSTER WINKED HIS EYE, AND SHOOK HIS HEAVY HEAD-- "~LEWIS CARROLL. Jim R. won.
Contest 283- "EXPERIENCE IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED". Samantha B. won.
Contest 284- "DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH" ~JINGLE BELLS. Lila M. won.
Contest 285- "IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE..." Stella G. won.
Contest 286- "FOR THE MOON NEVER BEAMS WITHOUT BRINGING ME DREAMS " ~EDGAR ALLAN POE. Mildred L. won.
Contest 287- "I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMOUS (sic) FOR CHRISTMAS"  The winner was Kasey V.
Contest 288- "BRING A TORCH, JEANETTE, ISABELLA; BRING A TORCH, COME SWIFTLY AND RUN." David L. won.
"THE BOOKS THAT THE WORLD CALLS IMMORAL ARE THE BOOKS THAT SHOW THE WORLD ITS OWN SHAME." ~ OSCAR WILDE. The winner was Maggi.
Contest 289-"A SHIP IN A HARBOR IS SAFE; BUT SHIPS ARE MEANT TO SAIL."~JOHN SHEDD. Missy B. won.
Contest 290-"RIVERS KNOW THIS: THERE IS NO HURRY. WE SHALL GET THERE SOME DAY." ~A.A.MILNE. Betty F. won.
Contest 291-"SLEIGH BELLS RING, ARE YOU LISTENING? IN THE LANE, SNOW IS GLISTENING..." Molly L. won.
Contest 292-"A MIGHTY FLAME FOLLOWETH A TINY SPARK." ~DANTE. Jerry W. won.
Contest 293-"HERE WE ARE AS IN OLDEN DAYS, HAPPY GOLDEN DAYS OF YORE." Christine P. won.
Contest 294-"AN EYE FOR EYE ONLY ENDS UP MAKING THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND." ~ M. K. GANDHI. Lyle A. won
Contest 295-"ALL THAT WE ARE IS THE RESULT OF WHAT WE HAVE THOUGHT." ~BUDDHA. Sam H. won.
Contest 296-"LOVE IS TEMPORARY INSANITY CURABLE BY MARRIAGE." - AMBROSE BIERDE. Adrian L. won.
Contest 297 "TIME IS SUCH A PRECIOUS GIFT - BUT LOVE'S THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL" ~TC. Ted A. won.
Contest 298 "HE THAT IS GOOD FOR MAKING EXCUSES IS SELDOM GOOD FOR ANYTHING ELSE." BENJAMIN FRANKLIN/ Melynda C. won.
Contest 299 "SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT, ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT." Chris E. won.
Contest 300 "THEY BUILD TOO LOW WHO BUILD BENEATH THE SKIES." Arlene R. won.
Contest 301 "DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED." Patty N. won.
Contest 302 "MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES ENJOY THE BLESSINGS OF THIS SEASON. MERRY CHRISTMAS! FROM EB & TC" Trisha G. won.
Contest 303 "A MAN CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE WITHOUT HIS OWN APPROVAL." ~MARK TWAIN. Andy M. won.
Contest 304  "IT IS NOT BEST TO SWAP HORSES WHILE CROSSING THE RIVER." ~ ABRAHAM LINCOLN. Brenda G. won.
Contest 305 "BE KIND, FOR EVERYONE YOU MEET IS FIGHTING A HARD BATTLE." ~PLATO. Carla F. won.
Contest 306 "THREE MAY KEEP A SECRET, IF TWO OF THEM ARE DEAD." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. Nan V. won.
Contest 307 "FAN THE SINKING FLAME OF HILARITY WITH THE WING OF FRIENDSHIP; AND PASS THE ROSY WINE ." - CHARLES DICKENS. Ernie R. won.
Contest 308 "INCOME TAX HAS MADE LIARS OUT OF MORE AMERICANS THAN GOLF." -WILL ROGERS. Carrie K. won.
Contest 309 “THE TIME TO REPAIR THE ROOF IS WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING.” ~JFK. Debbie H. won.
Contest 310 "I RECENTLY TURNED SIXTY. PRACTICALLY A THIRD OF MY LIFE IS OVER." ~WOODY ALLEN. Marie K. won
Contest 311  “SUCCESS IS NINETY-NINE PERCENT FAILURE,” - SOICHIRO HONDA. Marc B. won.
Contest 312 "WHAT IS IT MEN CANNOT BE MADE TO BELIEVE!" ~ THOMAS JEFFERSON. Andrea L. won.
Contest 313 "REAL KNOWLEDGE IS TO KNOW THE EXTENT OF ONE'S IGNORANCE." -CONFUCIUS. Mitzy R. won.
Contest 314 "LET HIM WHO WOULD MOVE THE WORLD FIRST MOVE HIMSELF." -SOCRATES. Margie B. won.
Contest 315 "HE WHO COMMITS INJUSTICE IS EVER MADE MORE WRETCHED THAN HE WHO SUFFERS IT" -PLATO. Chuck C. won.
Contest 316  "IN ALL THINGS OF NATURE, THERE IS SOMETHING OF THE MARVELOUS" -ARISTOTLE. Georgia J. won.
Contest 317 "WHAT WE SEE DEPENDS MAINLY ON WHAT WE LOOK FOR." - JOHN LUBBOCK. Crystal V. won.
Contest 318 "WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE BECOMES GREATER THAN THE LOVE OF POWER, THE WORLD WILL BE AT PEACE.". Bill L. won.
Contest 319 "HE WHO SEEKS REST FINDS BOREDOM. HE WHO SEEKS WORK FINDS REST." - DYLAN THOMAS. Lisa F. won.
Contest 320 "MUSIC IS A HIGHER REVELATION THAN WISDOM AND PHILOSOPHY." ~ BEETHOVEN. Linda O. won.
Contest 321 "I WASTED TIME AND NOW DOTH TIME WASTE ME." - SHAKESPEARE. Allen R. won.
Contest 322 "EVERYTHING I DO I RUSH THROUGH SO I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE." -DEAN KOONTZ. Wilma G. won
Contest 323 "COMMERCE WITH ALL NATIONS, ALLIANCE WITH NONE, SHOULD BE OUR MOTTO." -THOMAS JEFFERSON Sandra L. won.
Contest 324 "I BECAME INSANE, WITH LONG INTERVALS OF HORRIBLE SANITY." - EDGAR ALLEN POE. Ron B. won.
Contest 325 "IN MY HOUSE I'M THE BOSS, MY WIFE IS JUST THE DECISION MAKER." -WOODY ALLEN. Sam R. won.
Contest 326 “BE GOOD AND YOU WILL BE LONESOME.” -MARK TWAIN. The winner was Florence P.
Contest 327 "THE FUNCTION OF SOCIALISM IS TO RAISE SUFFERING TO A HIGHER LEVEL." -NORMAN MAILER Jimmy R. Won
Contest 328 "A NARCISSIST IS SOMEONE BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU ARE." ~GORE VIDAL. Megan A. won.
Contest 329 "FICTION IS THE TRUTH INSIDE THE LIE." ~STEPHEN KING. George D. won.
Contest 330 "A FANATIC IS A NUT WHO HAS SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN." ~DEAN KOONTZ. Fran M. won.
Contest 331 "LIFE WITHOUT LIBERTY IS LIKE A BODY WITHOUT SPIRIT." ~KAHLIL GIBRAN. Terry M. won.
Contest 332 "I WORSHIP THE QUICKSAND HE WALKS IN." ~ART BUCHWALD. Marsha B. won.
Contest 333 "PEOPLE WHO THROW KISSES ARE HOPELESSLY LAZY." ~BOB HOPE. Alicia H. won.
Contest 334 "FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES, BUT NEVER FORGET THEIR NAMES." ~JOHN F. KENNEDY. Tony B. won.
Contest 335 "BETTER A BROKEN PROMISE THAN NONE AT ALL." ~MARK TWAIN. Sandy J. won.
Contest 336 "HORS D'OEUVRE: A HAM SANDWICH CUT INTO FORTY PIECES" ~JACK BENNY. Marsha C. won.
Contest 337 "A GOOD CONSCIENCE IS A CONTINUAL CHRISTMAS." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. Lou Ann D. won.
Contest 338 "ALL THINGS TRULY WICKED START FROM AN INNOCENCE."~ ERNEST HEMINGWAY. Larry G. won.
Contest 339 "THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION."~ LILY TOMLIN. Tom B. won.
Contest 340 "GOOD WORKS ARE LINKS THAT FORM A CHAIN OF LOVE." ~MOTHER TERESA. Marla S. won
Contest 341 "THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN BEING BLIND IS HAVING SIGHT BUT NO VISION." ~HELEN KELLER. Jim L. won.
Contest 342 "NEVER EAT MORE THAN YOU CAN LIFT." ~MISS PIGGY. Charlene W. won.
Contest 343 "PEACE ON EARTH WILL COME TO STAY, WHEN WE LIVE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY." ~HELEN STEINER RICE. Bernie R. Won
Contest 344 "OUR COMEDIES ARE NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT." ~ SAMUEL GOLDWYN. Andy G. won.
Contest 345 "DRAWING ON MY FINE COMMAND OF THE LANGUAGE, I SAID NOTHING." ~ROBERT BENCHLEY. Marlene C. won.
Contest 346 "I ASK YOU TO JUDGE ME BY THE ENEMIES I HAVE MADE." ~ FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT. Allan R. won.
Contest 347 "GET ACTION. SEIZE THE MOMENT. MAN WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BECOME AN OYSTER." ~THEODORE ROOSEVELT. E. Marie. R. won
Contest 348 "WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS THAT IT IS NOT ILLEGAL." ~RICHARD M. NIXON. Ted B. won.
Contest 349 "THE HAPPINESS OF SOCIETY IS THE END OF GOVERNMENT." ~THOMAS JEFFERSON. Linda O. won.
Contest 350 "IF I HAD EIGHT HOURS TO CHOP DOWN A TREE, I'D SPEND SIX HOURS SHARPENING MY AX." ~ABE LINCOLN. Steve K. won.
Contest 351 "THE DEVIL'S MOST DEVILISH WHEN RESPECTABLE." ~ ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING. Madelyn C. won.
Contest 352-"A BUILDING HAS INTEGRITY JUST LIKE A MAN. AND JUST AS SELDOM." ~AYN RAND. Barry M. won.
Contest 353-"THINGS ARE NEVER SO BAD THEY CAN'T BE MADE WORSE." ~ HUMPHREY BOGART. Amy V. won.
Contest 355- "IF YOU JUDGE PEOPLE, YOU HAVE NO TIME TO LOVE THEM." ~MOTHER TERESA. Flora M. won
Contest 356- "A WOUNDED DEER LEAPS THE HIGHEST." ~ EMILY DICKINSON. Maggie S. Won
Contest 357-"I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN FOOLS; SELF-CONFIDENCE MY FRIENDS CALL IT." ~ EDGAR ALLAN POE, Kelly K won.
Contest 358-"I TRIED BEING REASONABLE, I DIDN'T LIKE IT." ~ CLINT EASTWOOD. Carl B. won
Contest 359-"A POEM BEGINS IN DELIGHT AND ENDS IN WISDOM." ~ROBERT FROST. Brenda R. won.
Contest 360-"YOU CAN'T BUILD A REPUTATION ON WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO." ~HENRY FORD. Sally M. won.
Contest 361-"THE WAY TO GAIN A GOOD REPUTATION IS TO ENDEAVOR TO BE WHAT YOU DESIRE TO APPEAR." ~SOCRATES. Terri B. won
Contest 362-“THE ART IS NOT IN MAKING MONEY, BUT IN KEEPING IT” Robin B. won.
Contest 363- "WE ARE ALL IN THE GUTTER, BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS." ~OSCAR WILDE. Kathy R. won.
Contest 364-"BOOKS AND FRIENDS SHOULD BE FEW BUT GOOD." Frances M. won.
Contest 365-"IF YOU WANT PEACE, YOU MUST WORK FOR JUSTICE." ~POPE PAUL VI. Pauline S. won.
Contest 366-"HONESTY IS THE FIRST CHAPTER IN THE BOOK OF WISDOM." ~THOMAS JEFFERSON. Dale H. won.
Contest 367-"TRY NOT TO BECOME A MAN OF SUCCESS BUT A MAN OF VALUE." ~ ALBERT EINSTEIN. Penny C. won.
Contest 368-"IN ORDER TO BE WALKED ON, YOU HAVE TO BE LYING DOWN." ~BRIAN WEIR. Mary L. won.
Contest 369-"IF THE GOING IS REAL EASY, BEWARE, YOU MAY BE HEADED DOWN HILL." Jeremy W. won.
Contest 370- "THE JOURNEY IS THE REWARD." Peter V. won
Contest 371-"IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN. Carlos V. won.
Contest 372-"HE THAT IS GOOD FOR MAKING EXCUSES IS SELDOM GOOD FOR ANYTHING ELSE." ~ BEN FRANKLIN. Sylvia L. won.
Contest 373-"AN OUNCE OF ACTION IS WORTH A TON OF THEORY." ~FRIEDRICH ENGELS. Gary B. won.
Contest 374 -"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU LOOK AT THAT MATTERS, IT'S WHAT YOU SEE." ~HENRY DAVID THOREAU. Laura H. won.
Contest 375- "ONLY A LIFE LIVED FOR OTHERS IS WORTH LIVING." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN. Anita S. won.
Contest 376-"A WEED IS NO MORE THAN A FLOWER IN DISGUISE."~ JAMES LOWELL. Sandy B. won
Contest 377-"WITHOUT HASTE, BUT WITHOUT REST." - GOETHE. Earl D. won.
Contest 378-"THINK LIKE A MAN OF ACTION, AND ACT LIKE A MAN OF THOUGHT." -HENRI L BERGSON. Jessica P. won.
Contest 379- "NATURE DOES NOTHING USELESSLY." ~ARISTOTLE. Erika F. won.
Contest 380-"A VERBAL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON" ~SAMUEL GOLDWYN. Thelma M. won.
Contest 381-"BE NOT ASHAMED OF MISTAKES AND THUS MAKE THEM CRIMES." ~CONFUCIUS. Jaclyn R. won.
Contest 382-"EVERY TIME A SCHOOL IS CLOSED A JAIL IS BUILT." ~MARK TWAIN. Dennis L. won.
Contest 383-"NO LEGACY IS SO RICH AS HONESTY." ~WILLIAM SHAKEPEARE (sic). Patty S. won. (sorry about the spelling error)
Contest 384-"YOU CAN OBSERVE A LOT BY JUST LOOKING AROUND." ~YOGI BERRA. Tom R. won.
Contest 385-"THE EMPIRES OF THE FUTURE ARE THE EMPIRES OF THE MIND." ~WINSTON CHURCHILL. Bonnie A. won.
Contest 386-"THERE IS NO EDUCATION LIKE ADVERSITY."~ BENJAMIN DISRAELI. Sherry D. won.
Contest 387-"A GUN GIVES YOU THE BODY, NOT THE BIRD." ~HENRY DAVID THOREAU. Lucille L. won.
Contest 388-"NO SNOWFLAKE EVER FALLS IN THE WRONG PLACE." ~EEN (sic) (Zen). Danny R. won.
Contest 389-"ADMIRATION AND FAMILIARITY ARE STRANGERS." ~GEORGE SAND. Abbey S. won.
Contest 390-"IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FREE, THERE'S NO ESCAPE POSSIBLE." ~RAM DASS. Bill W. won
Contest 391-"I AM A PART OF ALL THAT I HAVE MET." ~ALFRED LORD TENNYSON. Carla B. won.
Contest 392-"YOU WILL FIND THE KEY TO SUCCESS UNDER THE ALARM CLOCK." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. Ethel won.
Contest 393-"OLD AGE IS NO PLACE FOR SISSIES." ~ BETTE DAVIS. Cher C. won.
Contest 394-"IT'S KIND OF FUN TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE." ~WALT DISNEY. Amy G. won.
Contest 395-"ALL DISEASES RUN INTO ONE: OLD AGE." ~RALPH WALDO EMERSON. Murray R. won.
Contest 396-"SOMETIMES EVEN TO LIVE IS AN ACT OF COURAGE." ~SENECA. Andy Z. won.
Contest 397-"LOSING AN ILLUSION MAKES YOU WISER THAN FINDING A TRUTH." ~LUDWIG BöRNE. Sally A. won.
Contest 398-"BEAUTY IS NOT CAUSED. IT IS." ~EMILY DICKINSON. Laurie V. won.
Contest 399-"CHANGE YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU CHANGE YOUR WORLD." ~NORMAN VINCENT PEALE. Cindy L. won.
Contest 400-"WHEN THE MIND IS THINKING, IT IS TALKING TO ITSELF."~ PLATO. David C. won.
Contest 401-"THE TRUE WORK OF ART IS BUT A SHADOW OF THE DIVINE PERFECTION." ~MICHELANGELO. Arthur N. won.
Contest 402-"FEAR ALWAYS SPRINGS FROM IGNORANCE." ~RALPH WALDO EMERSON. Danielle S. won
Contest 403-"NO REALLY GREAT MAN EVER THOUGHT HIMSELF SO." ~WILLIAM HAZLITT. Charles P. won.
Contest 404-"PARADISE IS WHERE I AM." ~VOLTAIRE. Adrienne G. won.
Contest 405-"TO GROW OLD IS TO PASS FROM PASSION TO COMPASSION." ~ALBERT CAMUS. Susan K. won.
Contest 406-"PATIENCE IS THE COMPANION OF WISDOM." ~ST. AUGUSTINE. Jim M. won.
Contest 407-"I INVENT NOTHING; I REDISCOVER." ~RODIN. Marsha W. won.
Contest 408-"LOVE TRUTH BUT PARDON ERROR." ~VOLTAIRE. Sherry D. won.
Contest 409-WISDOM BEGINS IN WONDER." ~SOCRATES. Gina V. won.
Contest 410-"THE GRASS MUST BEND WHEN THE WIND BLOWS ACROSS IT." ~CONFUCIUS. Terry O. won.
Contest 411-"IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE, TRY IGNORANCE." ~DEREK BOK. Marilyn C. won.
Contest 412-"AN HONEST MAN IS ALWAYS A CHILD." ~SOCRATES. Ruth B. won.
Contest 413-"FACTS DO NOT CEASE TO EXIST BECAUSE THEY ARE IGNORED." ~ALDOUS HUXLEY. Bill R. won.
Contest 414- "LIFE IS A QUEST AND LOVE A QUARREL." ~EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY. Sally G. won.
Contest 415- "TO TEACH IS TO LEARN AGAIN." ~OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES. Terry M. won.
Contest 416- "A LITTLE REBELLION EVERY NOW AND THEN IS A GOOD THING." ~THOMAS JEFFERSON. Gayle T. won.
Contest 417-"I CAN'T GIVE YOU BRAINS, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A DIPLOMA" ~THE WIZARD OF OZ. Tony L. won.
Contest 418-"ADMIRATION AND FAMILIARITY ARE STRANGERS." ~GEORGE SAND. Linda O. won.
Contest 419-'WAR CREATES PEACE LIKE HATE CREATES LOVE.' ~DAVID L. WILSON. Cheryl P. won.
Contest 420-"A WITTY SAYING PROVES NOTHING." ~VOLTAIRE. Barb C. won.
Contest 421-"THE MOST DANGEROUS FOOD IS WEDDING CAKE." ~JAMES THURBER. Robin L. won.
Contest 422-"I WAS MARRIED BY A JUDGE. I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A JURY." ~GROUCHO MARX. Tim N. won.
Contest 423- "I ONLY TRACE THE LINES THAT FLOW FROM GOD." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN. Tina B. won.
Contest 424- "GO TO HEAVEN FOR THE CLIMATE, HELL FOR THE COMPANY." ~MARK TWAIN. Robert A. won.
Contest 425-"ADMIRATION IS THE DAUGHTER OF IGNORANCE." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. Maggi L. won.
Contest 426-"ONE JOY DISPELS A HUNDRED CARES." ~CONFUCIUS. Gloria F. won.
Contest 427-"OUR LIVES ARE LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND." ~CARL SANDBURG. Mark H. won.
Contest 428- (No winner, our mistake)
Contest 429- "PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE". Ed R. won.
Contest 430- "MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH". Evelyn B. won.
Contest 431-"SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM" Joni B. won.
Contest 432-"MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN". Lynda S. won.
Contest 433-"DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION". Larry A. won.
Contest 434-"IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS". - Sandra B. won.
Contest 435- "TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE, JURY HUNG" - Bill C. won.
Contest 436- "EYE DROPS OFF SHELF" - Karen L. won.
Contest 437-"MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER" - Sarah S. won.
Contest 438-"ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX " Chuck S. won.
Contest 439-"NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH" Susan K. won.
Contest 440-"NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY". Steve R. won.
Contest 441-"DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING" Barbara Y. won.
Contest 442-"DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON" Sandy G. won.
Contest 443-"QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER". Ron T. won.
Contest 444-"QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED" Betty M. won.
Contest 445-"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY" Sherry B. won.
Contest 446-"TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER" Janice L. won.
Contest 447- "TELEVISION HAS BROUGHT BACK MURDER INTO THE HOME-WHERE IT BELONGS." ~ALFRED HITCHCOCK. Brenda M. won.
Contest 448- "EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN; BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE.". Michael W. won.
Contest 449-"CROWS EVERYWHERE ARE EQUALLY BLACK" Wendy B. won.
Contest 450-"OUTSIDE NOISY, INSIDE EMPTY" Bob K. won.
Contest 451-"THE TIME YOU ENJOY WASTING IS NOT WASTED TIME." -BERTRAND RUSSELL. Margaret L. won.
Contest 452- "IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MAN TO LEARN WHAT HE THINKS HE ALREADY KNOWS." - EPICTETUS. Cheryl D. won.
Contest 453- "A HAIR DIVIDES WHAT IS FALSE AND TRUE." ~OMAR KHAYYAM. Mark L. won.
Contest 454-"AT MY AGE FLOWERS SCARE ME." -GEORGE BURNS. Carmen W. won.
Contest 455- "BETTER A WITTY FOOL THAN A FOOLISH WIT." - SHAKESPEARE. Chuck P. won.
Contest 456- "I AM FREE OF ALL PREJUDICE. I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY." -W. C. FIELDS. Philip B. won.
Contest 457-"WIT IS EDUCATED INSOLENCE." -ARISTOTLE. Betty D. won.
Contest 458-"MY LUCK IS SO BAD THAT IF I BOUGHT A CEMETERY, PEOPLE WOULD STOP DYING." - ED FURGOL. Judith G. won.
Contest 459-"ANYTHING THAT IS TOO STUPID TO BE SPOKEN IS SUNG." -VOLTAIRE. Ken E. won.
Contest 460-"WHEN THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE, GOD IS ANSWERING." -ALBERT EINSTEIN. Janet B. won.
Contest 461-"WHO NEEDS RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?" Michael F. won.
Contest 462-"I REALLY DIDN'T SAY EVERYTHING I SAID." -YOGI BERRA. Wendy L. won.
Contest 463-"OPPORTUNITIES MULTIPLY AS THEY ARE SEIZED." - SUN TZU. Rebecca C. won.
Contest 464-"BY VIEWING THE OLD WE LEARN THE NEW." Michael J. won.
Contest 465- "BEAUTY: THAT POWER BY WHICH A WOMAN CHARMS A LOVER AND TERRIFIES A HUSBAND." Gladys M. won.
Contest 466- "A MAN NEVER STANDS AS TALL AS WHEN HE KNEELS TO HELP A CHILD." Jim W. won.
Contest 467-"I CAN RESIST EVERYTHING EXCEPT TEMPTATION." - OSCAR WILDE. Kari A. won.
Contest 468-"A BABY IS GOD'S OPINION THAT THE WORLD SHOULD GO ON." Elizabeth H. won.
Contest 469- "A CYNIC IS A PERSON SEARCHING FOR AN HONEST MAN, WITH A STOLEN LANTERN." Maryanne M. won.
Contest 470-"A SMILE IS AN INEXPENSIVE WAY TO IMPROVE YOUR LOOKS." Roger A. won.
Contest 471-"A RUMOR WITHOUT A LEG TO STAND ON WILL GET AROUND SOME OTHER WAY." Ellen F. won.
Contest 472-"GOD CANNOT CHANGE THE LAST, BUT HISTORIANS CAN." Gordon A. won
Contest 473- "SMILE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. GET IT OVER WITH." Charles M. won.
Contest 474- "IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND, THE ONE-EYED MAN IS USUALLY CRUCIFIED." Jennifer C. won.
Contest 475-"ATHEISM IS A RELIGION LIKE NOT COLLECTING STAMPS IS A HOBBY." Betty R. won.
Contest 476- "HUBRIS IS SO CUTE." No Winner.
Contest 477-"IF YOU SCATTER THORNS, DON'T GO BAREFOOT." Ethel D. won.
Contest 478- "CYNICISM HAS ITS OWN ZEALOTS." Ben L. won.
Contest 479-"AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN SCHOOLS." Betty C. won.
Contest 480-"ACT QUICKLY, THINK SLOWLY" Tammy D. won.
Contest 481-"BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT." ~SHAKESPEARE. Alison H. won.
Contest 482-"SPIT HAPPENS (ON A BABY'S BIB)" Chuck P. won.
Contest 483-"I'D GIVE MY RIGHT ARM TO BE AMBIDEXTROUS." Adele J. won.
Contest 484-"I HOPE LIFE ISN'T A JOKE, BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT." David L. won.
Contest 485-"HE'S SO OPTIMISTIC HE'D BUY A BURIAL SUIT WITH TWO PAIRS OF PANTS." Kim B. won.
Contest 486-"FAILURE TO PREPARE IS PREPARING TO FAIL." Nora L. won.
Contest 487-"FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN." Marsh D. won.
Contest 488-"BETTER IS THE ENEMY OF GOOD." Carl M. won
Contest 489-"COMMON SENSE IS NOT SO COMMON." Becky A. won.
Contest 490- "JUDGE A MAN BY HIS QUESTIONS RATHER THAN HIS ANSWERS." Brian B. won.
Contest 491-"NEVER CONFUSE MOTION WITH ACTION." Sara K. won.
Contest 492-"WHEN IN DOUBT, TELL THE TRUTH." Jack C. won.
Contest 493-"YOU CAN'T HELP GETTING OLDER, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET OLD." Sherry D. won.
Contest 494-"SACRED COWS MAKE THE BEST HAMBURGER." Becca N. won.
Contest 495-"THE ROAD TO THE HEART IS THE EAR." Ben S. won.
Contest 496-"'MEN ARGUE, NATURE ACTS." Helen H. won.
Contest 497-"ILLUSION IS THE FIRST OF ALL PLEASURES." Randi A. won.
Contest 498-"THE LOUDEST SOUND IS SILENCE." Pauline G. won.
Contest 499-"RED SKY AT NIGHT, SAILOR'S DELIGHT." Gerri R. won.
Contest 500-"I HAVE BUT ONE LEMON FOR MY FISH." Mark J. won.
Contest 501-"TO HOLD A PEN IS TO BE AT WAR.." No one won - we stumped you!
Contest 502-"ANY EXCUSE WILL SERVE A TYRANT." Sandy B. won.
Contest 504-"ARCHITECTS CANNOT TEACH NATURE ANYTHING." Evelyn K. won.
Contest 505-"SMOOTH SEAS DO NOT MAKE SKILLFUL SAILORS." Mavis E. won
Contest 506-"EXAMINE THE CONTENTS, NOT THE BOTTLE." Brad R. won.
Contest 507-"FALL SEVEN TIMES, STAND UP EIGHT." Jennifer A. won
Contest 508-"LISTENING IS A FORM OF ACCEPTING." Walt K. won
Contest 509-"POOR MAN. POOR MANKIND." Sarah W. won
Contest 510-"NOTHING FAILS, LIKE SUCCESS." Danielle V. won
Contest 511-"I TELL YOU THE PAST IS A BUCKET OF ASHES." Randy G. won
Contest 512-"PERFECTION IS THE CHILD OF TIME." Marty M. won
Contest 513-"REVENGE PROVES ITS OWN EXECUTIONER." Joanne S. won
Contest 514-"EVERY EXIT IS AN ENTRY." Bill L. won
Contest 515-"THE BACKBONE OF JOY IS ADVENTURE." Lucy G. won
Contest 516-"AGE IS NOT IMPORTANT UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEESE." Carl W. won
Contest 517-"THE MORE YOU DO, THE MORE YOU ARE." Toni B. won.
Contest 518-"DWELL IN POSSIBILITY." Millie R. won.
Contest 519-"GROWTH IS THE ONLY EVIDENCE OF LIFE." Tom A. won.
Contest 520-"HE WHO LAUGHS, LASTS". Margaret M. won.
Contest 521-"HUMOR IS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE." Larry K. won.
Contest 522-"THE RIPEST PEACH IS HIGHEST ON THE TREE." Barb C. won.
Contest 523-"LOVE IS A GREAT BEAUTIFIER ." Jessica D. won.
Contest 524-"HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU." Sam B. won.
Contest 525- "IF THERE IS NO WIND, ROW." Lori N. won.
Contest 526-"I KNOW ALL EXCEPT MYSELF." Joyce L. won
Contest 527-"ALL APPEARS TO CHANGE WHEN WE CHANGE." Mark B. won
Contest 528 - "EXAMPLE IS CONTAGIOUS BEHAVIOR." Shellie M. won.
Contest 529- "THERE'S NO JUSTICE, THERE'S JUST US." Carolyn D. won.
Contest 530- "THE WORST MEN OFTEN GIVE THE BEST ADVICE." Regina B. won.
Contest 531- "TO A YOUNG HEART, EVERYTHING IS FUN." Walter F. won.
Contest 532- "TRUTH IS THE SAFEST LIE." Debbie R. won.
Contest 533 - "PUNCTUALITY IS THE VIRTUE OF THE BORED." Larry V. won.
Contest 534- "DOUBT IS NOT A PLEASANT CONDITION, BUT CERTAINTY IS ABSURD." Connie M. won.
Contest 535- "EVERY MAN IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD HE DIDN'T DO." Frank C. won.
Contest 536- "PREJUDICE IS OPINION WITHOUT JUDGMENT." Becky L. won.
Contest 537- "ONE GREAT USE OF WORDS IS TO HIDE OUR THOUGHTS." Roger B. won.
Contest 538- "I DIDN'T REALLY SAY EVERYTHING I SAID." Catherine R. won.
Contest 539- "TO TEACH IS TO LEARN AGAIN." Sandy G. won.
Contest 540-"NECESSITY NEVER MADE A GOOD BARGAIN." Andy W. won.
Contest 541-"HE THAT DRINKS FAST, PAYS SLOW." Lori H. won.
Contest 542-"ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE FALSE, INCLUDING THIS ONE." Paul D. won.
Contest 543-"THE GREATEST OF ALL SACRIFICES IS THE SACRIFICE OF TIME." Martha V. won
Contest 544-"PEOPLE WHO THROW KISSES ARE HOPELESSLY LAZY." Daniel S. won.
Contest 545-"GOD HEALS AND THE DOCTOR TAKES THE FEE." Betsy W. won.
Contest 546-"ENGLAND HAS FORTY-TWO RELIGIONS AND ONLY TWO SAUCES." Todd B. won.
Contest 547- "IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS." Bethany K. won.
Contest 548-"THE MINORITY IS ALWAYS RIGHT." Jane W. won.
Contest 549- "PEOPLE WHO NEVER GET CARRIED AWAY SHOULD BE." Leslie N. won.
Contest 550- "IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO SUCCEED. OTHERS MUST FAIL." Susan C. won.
Contest 551 - "PAYING ALIMONY IS LIKE FEEDING HAY TO A DEAD HORSE." George R. won.
Contest 552- "AN OUNCE OF ACTION IS WORTH A TON OF THEORY." Judy A. won.
Contest 553-"WHATEVER YOU ARE, BE A GOOD ONE." Jeff L. won.
Contest 554-"I COOK WITH WINE - SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD." Ellie M. won.
Contest 555-"WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT - ONLY WHO IS LEFT." Frank G. won.
Contest 556-"HISTORY IS PHILOSOPHY DRAWN FROM EXAMPLES." Marge L. won.
Contest 557-"I WAS MARRIED BY A JUDGE. I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A JURY." Lou M. won.
Contest 558-"MAN IS THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT BLUSHES. OR NEEDS TO." Mark S. won.
Contest 559-"BASEBALL IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL; THE OTHER HALF IS PHYSICAL." Margaret B. won.
Contest 560-"IT IS DANGEROUS TO BE SINCERE UNLESS YOU ARE ALSO STUPID." Roberta P. won
Contest 561-"IT IS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHAT YOU ARE, THAN LOVED FOR WHAT YOU ARE NOT." Frances A. won.
Contest 562-"THINGS DO NOT CHANGE; WE CHANGE." Brenda C. won.
Contest 563-"STUDY THE PAST IF YOU WOULD DEFINE THE FUTURE." Patty W. won.
Contest 564-"NOSTALGIA ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE." Tom G. won.
Contest 565-"A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET." Sally R. won.
Contest 566-"IF ALL IS NOT LOST, WHERE IS IT?" Meagan C. won.
Contest 567-"IT IS EASIER TO GET OLDER THAN IT IS TO GET WISER." Herb J. won.
Contest 568-"FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER BEING ABSENT MINDED." Patrick M. won.
Contest 569-"LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION (I CAN FIND THE WAY MYSELF)." Jackie P. won.
Contest 570-"IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE." Bob G. won.
Contest 571-"THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A RUT AND A GRAVE IS THE DEPTH." Carla L. won.
Contest 572-"IT IS BETTER TO REACH FOR A STAR THAN WISH ON ONE." Ed P. won.
Contest 573-"THE FIRST RULE OF HOLES: IF YOU ARE IN ONE, STOP DIGGING." Steve R. won.
Contest 574-"YOU CAN'T BE LATE UNTIL YOU SHOW UP." Darlene G. won.
Contest 575-"IRS: WE'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE WHAT YOU'VE GOT." Barbara N. won.
Contest 576-"YOU ARE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE." Charles T. won.
Contest 577-"HE WAS HAPPILY MARRIED - BUT HIS WIFE WASN'T." Sabrina N. won.
Contest 578-"TREASURE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS, NOT YOUR POSSESSIONS." John B. won.
Contest 579-"IF YOU WANT TO LIKE WHAT YOU EAT, EAT WHAT YOU LIKE." Becky F. won.
Contest 580-"A FOOL AND HIS WORDS ARE SOON PARTED." Jim H. won.
Contest 581-"DON'T SQUAT WITH YOUR SPURS ON." Sharon V. won.
Contest 582-"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE, AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER." Patty L. won.
Contest 583-"A DAY FOR FIRM DECISIONS! OR IS IT?" Oliver R. won.
Contest 584-"A WEEKEND WASTED ISN'T A WASTED WEEKEND." Becky C. won.
Contest 585- "ALL GENERALIZATIONS ARE DANGEROUS, EVEN THIS ONE." Nelson P. won.
Contest 586-"THE BEST IS THE ENEMY OF THE GOOD." Betty K. won.
Contest 587-"OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS..." Missy B. won.
Contest 588-"I INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER -- SO FAR, SO GOOD." Amanda S. won.
Contest 589-"DON'T BOTHER ME. I'M LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER." Dan F. won.
Contest 590-"EVERY MAN IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD HE DIDN'T DO." Deanna G. won.
Contest 591-"NEVER CONFUSE MOTION WITH ACTION." Mary Ann T. won.
Contest 592-"IF THERE WERE NO BAD PEOPLE THERE WOULD BE NO GOOD LAWYERS." Bob G. won.
Contest 593-"THE HEART IS THE REAL FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH." Margie L. won.
Contest 594- "I'VE HAD A PERFECTLY WONDERFUL EVENING. BUT THIS WASN'T IT." Steven J. won.
Contest 595-"WRINKLES SHOULD MERELY INDICATE WHERE THE SMILES HAVE BEEN." Monica A. won.
Contest 596-"A MAN'S REACH SHOULD EXCEED HIS GRASP." Pauline J. won.
Contest 597-"TRUTH IS A GREAT FLIRT." Roger M. won.
Contest 598-"A BACHELOR'S LIFE IS NO LIFE FOR A SINGLE MAN." Kathy H. won.
Contest 599-"SACRED COWS MAKE THE BEST HAMBURGER." Dan F. won.
Contest 600-"THERE IS NO WEALTH BUT LIFE." Michael C. won.
Contest 601-“BE SLOW OF TONGUE AND QUICK OF EYE.” Amanda B. won.
Contest 602-"HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE?" Becky L. won.
Contest 603-"WE NEVER STAND TALLER THAN WHEN WE STOOP TO HELP ANOTHER." John A. won.
Contest 604-"DO WELL AND YOU WILL HAVE NO NEED FOR ANCESTORS." Patty G. won.
Contest 605-"NO LEGACY IS SO RICH AS HONESTY." Helen R. won.
Contest 606-"MEMORY IS SUCH A CHARMING FLIRT." Sara G. won.
Contest 607-"IF A MAN WHO CANNOT COUNT FINDS A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER, IS HE LUCKY? Theresa B. won.
Contest 608-"PEACE ON EARTH WILL COME TO STAY, WHEN WE LIVE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY." Rebecca L. won.
Contest 609-"CHRISTMAS, CHILDREN, IS NOT A DATE. IT IS A STATE OF MIND." Tammy R. won.
Contest 610-"YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD, WHEN SANTA STARTS LOOKING YOUNGER." Glenn C. won.
Contest 611-"TIME IS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT BUT LOVE IS THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL." Nancy Y. won.
Contest 612-"SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN." Allen H. won.
Contest 613-"SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT, ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT..." Laura D. won.
Contest 614-"GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!" William C. won.
Contest 615-"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Joyce L. won.
Contest 616-"BALD GUYS NEVER HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY." Ben J. won
Contest 617-"GOLF IS A GOOD WALK SPOILED." Samantha R. won.
Contest 618-"THE BEST WAY TO BECOME BORING IS TO SAY EVERYTHING." Paul V. won.
Contest 619- "NORMALLY, WE DO NOT SO MUCH LOOK AT THINGS AS OVERLOOK THEM." Howard L. won.
Contest 620-"THE GREATEST PATIENCE IS HUMILITY." Gayle Y. won.
Contest 621-"IT IS HARD TO FREE FOOLS FROM THE CHAINS THEY REVERE." Mike E. won.
Contest 622-"SPEND SOME TIME ALONE EVERYDAY." Mildred R. won.
Contest 623-""HE WHO SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR WILL NOT FALL OFF THE BED." Michelle A. won.
Contest 624-"WE THOUGHT, BECAUSE WE HAD POWER, WE HAD WISDOM." Francis L. won.
Contest 625-"WISDOM CONSISTS OF THE ANTICIPATION OF CONSEQUENCES." Margaret C. won.
Contest 626-"HUNGER MAKES A THIEF OF ANY MAN." Daniel E. won.
Contest 627-"THE HEART HAS ITS REASONS WHICH REASON KNOWS NOT OF." Polly F. won.
Contest 628-"THE LOVE WE GIVE AWAY IS THE ONLY LOVE WE KEEP." Angela G. won.
Contest 629-"WE NEED NOT THINK ALIKE TO LOVE ALIKE." Erica R. won.
Contest 630-"COMMON SENSE AIN'T COMMON." Shannon W. won.
Contest 631-"OUR LIVES ARE LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND." Howard P. won.
Contest 632-"THAT MAN IS RICHEST WHOSE PLEASURES ARE CHEAPEST." Robin D. won.
Contest 633-"CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES." Angela W. won
Contest 634-"THE MAN WHO HAS NO IMAGINATION HAS NO WINGS." Vince T. won
Contest 635-"THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED." Carol L. won.
Contest 636-"THERE IS A WISDOM OF THE HEAD, AND A WISDOM OF THE HEART." Barry D. won.
Contest 637-"THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, GO I." Katie W. won.
Contest 638-"A MAN, WHO DOES NOT MAKE A CHOICE, MAKES A CHOICE." Darlene M. won.
Contest 639-"CHILDREN HAVE MORE NEED OF MODELS THAN CRITICS." Emil M. won.
Contest 640-"WE CANNOT WASTE TIME. WE CAN ONLY WASTE OURSELVES." Sally P. won.
Contest 641-"LOVE ALL, TRUST A FEW." Doreen B. won
Contest 642-"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO." Paul B. won.
Contest 643-"IT IS A MIRACLE THAT CURIOSITY SURVIVES FORMAL EDUCATION." Samantha D. won.
Contest 644-"SECOND THOUGHTS ARE EVER WISER." Brad E. won.
Contest 645-"DO WHAT YOU CAN, WITH WHAT YOU HAVE, WHERE YOU ARE." Debbie C. won.
Contest 646-"WHEN ONE TEACHES, TWO LEARN." Mark R. won.
Contest 647-"VICTORY AND DEFEAT OFTEN COST THE SAME." Sandy W. won.
Contest 648-"THE ONLY PLACE YOU FIND SUCCESS BEFORE WORK IS IN THE DICTIONARY." Tim L. won.
Contest 649-"BETTER A WITTY FOOL THAN A FOOLISH WIT." Regina V. won.
Contest 650-"NOSTALGIA IS A SEDUCTIVE LIAR." Howard G. won.
Contest 651-"IF YOU SURRENDER TO THE WIND, YOU CAN RIDE IT." Ginny H. won.
Contest 652-"FROM MEDIOCRITY COMES GENIUS." Paul L. won.
Contest 653-"WHATEVER ADVICE YOU GIVE, BE BRIEF." Helen B. won.
Contest 654-"LEARN FROM YESTERDAY, LIVE FOR TODAY, HOPE FOR TOMORROW." Tim R. won.
Contest 655-"I AM CERTAIN THERE IS TOO MUCH CERTAINTY IN THE WORLD." Margaret P. won.
Contest 656-"WISDOM BEGINS IN WONDER." Alan D. won.
Contest 657-"THE LESS YOU TALK, THE MORE YOU'RE LISTENED TO." Patti L. won.
Contest 659-"FLAWS ARE OFTEN EASIER TO FORGIVE THAN VIRTUES." Jerry P. won.
Contest 660-"TRUE FRIENDS STAB YOU IN THE FRONT." Michelle B. won.
Contest 661-"THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS A LIFE OF PURPOSE." Carl V. won.
Contest 662- "SOME PEOPLE ARE SO AFRAID TO DIE THAT THEY NEVER BEGIN TO LIVE." Megan D. won.
Contest 663- "YOUTH WOULD BE AN IDEAL STATE IF IT CAME A LITTLE LATER IN LIFE." Dan F. won.
Contest 664-"THE ONLY WINNER IN THE WAR OF 1812 WAS TCHAIKOVSKY." ~SOLOMON SHORT - Ethel N. won.
Contest 665-"MY BELIEF IS WE WILL, IN FACT, BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS." ~DICK CHENEY - Ed L. won.
Contest 666-"TRUE RELIGION IS THE LIFE WE LEAD, NOT THE CREED WE PROFESS.' ~ROBERT FULGHUM* - Danny C. won.
Contest 667-''THESE ARE THE TIMES AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE'' ~JEAN HOUSTON - Martha F. won.
Contest 668-"SOMEWHERE, SOMETHING INCREDIBLE IS WAITING TO BE KNOWN." ~CARL SAGAN - Molly S. won.
Contest 669-"WHEN ALL THINK ALIKE, NO ONE IS THINKING VERY MUCH." ~WALTER LIPPMANN - Pete K. won.
Contest 670-"PATRIOTISM IS THE LAST REFUGE OF A SCOUNDREL." ~SAMUEL JOHNSON - Mary J. won.
Contest 671-"THE ROAD TO THE HEART IS THE EAR." ~VOLTAIRE - Dennis D. won.
Contest 672-"WHEN FASCISM COMES IT WILL BE WRAPPED IN A FLAG AND CARRYING A CROSS" ~RON PAUL - Helen N. won.
Contest 673-"POWER TENDS TO CORRUPT AND ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY" ~ LORD ACTON - Joseph V. won.
Contest 674-"TRUE PATRIOTISM HATES INJUSTICE IN ITS OWN LAND MORE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE." ~CLARENCE DARROW - Sally D. won.
Contest 675-"A GOOD NAME IS BETTER THAN RICHES." ~CERVANTES - Mike L. won
Contest 676-"SUCCESS IS SIMPLY A MATTER OF LUCK. ASK ANY FAILURE ."~EARL NIGHTINGALE - Lois C. won.
Contest 677-"LIFE IS A MODERATELY GOOD PLAY WITH A BADLY WRITTEN THIRD ACT." ~TRUMAN CAPOTE - Larry E. won
Contest 678-"DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED." Anna F. won.
Contest 679-"WE MUST LAUGH AT MAN, TO AVOID CRYING FOR HIM.'' ~NAPOLEON BONAPARTE - Faith G. won.
Contest 680-"BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW THAN THE ONE YOU DON'T."~ R. TAVERNER - Earl J. won.
Contest 681-"HE THAT CANNOT OBEY, CANNOT COMMAND." - BEN FRANKLIN - Suzie R. won.
Contest 682-"KNOWLEDGE IS MORE THAN EQUIVALENT TO FORCE." - SAMUEL JOHNSON- Catherine W. won.
Contest 683-"MOST PEOPLE ARE ABOUT AS HAPPY AS THEY MAKE THEIR MINDS UP TO BE." ~ ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Terry C. won.
Contest 684-"THERE ARE TWO THEORIES TO ARGUING WITH WOMEN. NEITHER ONE WORKS." - Linda K. won.
Contest 685-"A FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG. A TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING WELL." - Brianna M. won.
Contest 686-"EAT RIGHT. STAY FIT. DIE ANYWAY." - David C. won.
Contest 687-"HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?" Helen T. won.
Contest 688-"TIME MAY BE A GREAT HEALER, BUT IT'S A LOUSY BEAUTICIAN." Samantha A. won.
Contest 689-"AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, USUALLY MORE IS SAID THAN DONE." Bryan S. won.
Contest 690-"A CHAMPION IS SOMEONE WHO GETS UP WHEN HE CAN'T." ~JACK DEMPSEY- Sally N. won.
Contest 691-"THE GOOD THING ABOUT DYING IS THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW." Patricia O. won.
Contest 692-"THE SECRET TO CREATIVITY IS KNOWING HOW TO HIDE YOUR SOURCES." -ALBERT EINSTEIN - Merle R. won.
Contest 693-"LIFE MUST BE LIVED AS PLAY." ~PLATO - Donna G. won.
Contest 694-"THERE ARE NO UNINTERESTING THINGS, ONLY UNINTERESTED PEOPLE." ~GILBERT K. CHESTERTON - Laurie C. won.
Contest 695-"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Terry B. won.
Contest 696-"HAVE NO FEAR OF PERFECTION-YOU'LL NEVER REACH IT." ~SALVADOR DALI - Betty M. won.
Contest 697-"WHAT IS NOT IN NATURE CAN NEVER BE TRUE." ~VOLTAIRE - John K. won.
Contest 698-"EVERYBODY PITIES THE WEAK; JEALOUSY YOU HAVE TO EARN." ~ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - Kellie S. won.
Contest 699-"THERE IS NOTHING SO FRIGHTENING AS IGNORANCE IN ACTION." - David H. won.
Contest 700-"THE TWO PRIME MOVERS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE TIME AND LUCK." ~VONNEGUT - Pauline A. won.
Contest 701-"THE FUNCTION OF SOCIALISM IS TO RAISE SUFFERING TO A HIGHER LEVEL." ~NORMAN MAILER - Barb W. won.
Contest 702-"WHEN I WAS A BOY THE DEAD SEA WAS ONLY SICK." ~GEORGE BURNS - Cindy J. won.
Contest 703-"WE ARE ALL BEGGARS, EACH IN HIS OWN WAY." ~MARK TWAIN - Sally S. won.
Contest 704-"AGE IS STRICTLY A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER. IF YOU DON'T MIND, IT DOESN'T MATTER." ~JACK BENNY - Marsha Y. won.
Contest 705-"THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE DISLIKE GOSSIP IS WHEN YOU GOSSIP ABOUT THEM." ~WILL ROGERS - Tim B. won.
Contest 706-"IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM." ~HARRY S. TRUMAN - Debra G. won.
Contest 707-"IF WE DON'T SUCCEED, WE RUN THE RISK OF FAILURE." ~DAN QUAYLE - Sandra S. won.
Contest 708-"THERE ARE NO ELEVATORS IN THE HOUSE OF SUCCESS." ~H.H. VREELAND - Paula F. won.
Contest 709-"SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY GO; OTHERS, WHENEVER THEY GO." ~OSCAR WILDE - John B. won.
Contest 710="SOME PEOPLE SUFFER FROM INSANITY, OTHERS JUST ENJOY IT." - Karla W. won.
Contest 711-"WAL-MART? DO THEY LIKE MAKE WALLS THERE." ~PARIS HILTON - Debbie W. won.
Contest 712-"REALITY LEAVES A LOT TO THE IMAGINATION." ~JOHN LENNON - Allen B. won.
Contest 713-"KNOWLEDGE SPEAKS, WISDOM LISTENS." - Karrie G. won.
Contest 714-"I INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER, OR DIE TRYING." - Ken A. won.
Contest 715-"NEVER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN." - Julie M. won.
Contest 716-""THERE IS NO RECORD IN HISTORY OF A HAPPY PHILOSOPHER." Mary T. won.
Contest 717-"AT THE TOUCH OF LOVE EVERYONE BECOMES A POET." ~PLATO - Sandra L. won.
Contest 718-"I ONLY TRACE THE LINES THAT FLOW FROM GOD." ~ALBERT EINSTEIN - Betty W. won.
Contest 719-"SOMETIMES IT COSTS MORE TO DO NOTHING THAN TO DO SOMETHING." -Melinda N. won.
Contest 720-'THAT MAN IS RICHEST WHOSE PLEASURES ARE CHEAPEST.' ~THOREAU - Bill D. won
Contest 721-"HE WHO KNOWS OTHERS IS WISE. HE WHO KNOWS HIMSELF IS ENLIGHTENED." - Tricia G. won.
Contest 722-"COUNT NOT WHAT IS LOST, BUT WHAT IS LEFT." - Laura F. won.
Contest 723-"DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE THIRSTY TO DIG A WELL." - Gail A. won.
Contest 724-"A LITTLE IMPATIENCE WILL SPOIL GREAT PLANS." - Steve L. won.
Contest 725-"TO KNOW THE ROAD AHEAD, ASK THOSE COMING BACK." Beverly W. won.
Contest 726-"WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE HIVE IS GOOD FOR THE BEE." Tammy F. won.
Contest 727-"I USED TO BE INDECISIVE, NOW I'M NOT SO SURE." ~W .C. FIELDS - William G. won.
Contest 728-"DEEP DOUBTS, DEEP WISDOM; SMALL DOUBTS, LITTLE WISDOM." -Sally M. won.
Contest 729-"THE FUNCTION OF WISDOM IS TO DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL." ~CICERO - Paula C. won.
Contest 730-"POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS TYRANNY WITH MANORS." ~CHARLTON HESTON
Contest 731-''LOVE IS A MADNESS; IF THWARTED IT DEVELOPS FAST." ~MARK TWAIN - Carol T. won.
Contest 732-"PEOPLE ARE JUST ABOUT AS HAPPY AS THEY MAKE UP THEIR MINDS TO BE." ~ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Harvey R. won.
Contest 733-"I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE MORE THAN ANY WOMAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN." ~WALT DISNEY - Sabrina D. won
Contest 734-"ALL MEN OF ACTION ARE DREAMERS." ~JAMES G. HUNEKER - Jeanne W. won.
Contest 735-"LEARN FROM YESTERDAY, LIVE FOR TODAY, HOPE FOR TOMORROW." - Carl S. won.
Contest 736-"LONG CHURNING MAKES BAD BUTTER." - Mindy P. won
Contest 737-"WHAT WE THINK, WE BECOME." ~BUDDHA - David J. won.
Contest 738-"THERE NEVER WAS A GOOD WAR, OR A BAD PEACE." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Maggie R. won.
Contest 739-"NO SNOWFLAKE IN AN AVALANCHE EVER FEELS RESPONSIBLE." ~VOLTAIRE - Katherine J. won.
Contest 740-"EXPERIENCE KEEPS A DEAR SCHOOL, BUT FOOLS WILL LEARN IN NO OTHER." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Marian L. won.
Contest 741-"IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING, YOU WILL FALL FOR SOMETHING." - Jack B. won.
Contest 742-"IT'S EASIER TO SEE THE MISTAKES ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAPER." - Marilyn K. won.
Contest 743-"DELAY IS PREFERABLE TO ERROR." ~ THOMAS JEFFERSON - Kelly C. won.
Contest 744- "EXPERIENCE IS A COMB WHICH NATURE GIVES US WHEN WE ARE BALD." -Adam N. won.
Contest 745-"A MULTITUDE IS MORE EASILY GOVERNED BY HUMANITY AND GENTLENESS THAN BY HAUGHTINESS AND CRUELTY." ~MACHIAVELLI . Patty E. won
Contest 746-  "THE BEST LOVE AFFAIRS ARE THOSE WE NEVER HAD.'' ~NORMAN LINDSAY - Liz T. won.
Contest 747- "THE YOUNG KNOW THE RULES, THE OLD KNOW THE EXCEPTIONS." - Tom N. won.
Contest 748- "WHEN YOU REACH THE END OF THE ROPE, TIES A KNOT AND HANG ON." ~THOMAS JEFFERSON - Lucy B. won.
Contest 749-"A GREAT MANY LAWS IN A COUNTRY, LIKE MANY PHYSICIANS, IS A SIGN OF MALADY." ~VOLTAIRE - Tara M. won.
Contest 750-''SUPPOSE YOU WERE AN IDIOT. AND SUPPOSE YOU WERE A MEMBER OF CONGRESS. BUT I REPEAT MYSELF.'' ~MARK TWAIN - Bob Q. won.
Contest 751-"WHEN ALL THINK ALIKE, NO ONE IS THINKING VERY MUCH." ~WALTER LIPPMANN - Cheryl C. won.
Contest 752-"THE ART OF MEDICINE CONSISTS IN AMUSING THE PATIENT WHILE NATURE CURES THE DISEASE.'' ~VOLTAIRE - Monica E. won.
Contest 753-"DEATH IS THE STATE WHERE YOU EXIST ONLY IN THE MEMORY OF OTHERS." - Louis R. won.
Contest 753-"ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS BUT NOT NEARLY AS OFTEN." ~ MARK TWAIN - Belinda K. won.
Contest 754-"EVERYONE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M PARANOID." Kris F. won.
Contest 755-"A PROVERB IS A SHORT SENTENCE BASED ON LONG EXPERIENCE." ~CERVANTES - Angie M. won.
Contest 756-"SERIOUSNESS IS THE ONLY REFUGE OF THE SHALLOW." ~ OSCAR WILDE - Barry L. won.
Contest 757-"FALL DOWN SEVEN TIMES, GET UP EIGHT." - Cindy M won.
Contest 758-"A COMPUTER ONCE BEAT ME AT CHESS, BUT IT WAS NO MATCH FOR ME AT KICK BOXING." -Dan G. won.
Contest 760-"MELANCHOLY MEN ARE OF ALL OTHERS THE MOST WITTY." ~ARISTOTLE - Judy Y. won.
Contest 761-"I'D RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD." Laura L. won.
Contest 762-"BE THANKFUL WE'RE NOT GETTING ALL THE GOVERNMENT WE'RE PAYING FOR." ~WILL ROGERS - Bethany A. won.
Contest 763-"YE SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU MAD." ~ALDOUS HUXLEY - Craig F. won.
Contest 764- "EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO BE STUPID, BUT SOME ABUSE THE PRIVILEGE." - Kirsten N. won.
Contest 765-"IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO." ~DAN QUAYLE - Libby C. won.
Contest 766-"A LOW VOTER TURNOUT IS AN INDICATION OF FEWER PEOPLE GOING TO THE POLLS." ~GEORGE W. BUSH - Martha W. won.
Contest 767-"AN EXPERT IS AN ORDINARY FELLOW FROM ANOTHER TOWN." ~J. VERNON MCGEE - Margaret F. won.
Contest 768-"BE CAREFUL ABOUT READING HEALTH BOOKS. YOU MAY DIE OF A MISPRINT." - MARK TWAIN - Vern P. won.
Contest 769-"DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD COMING TO AN END TODAY. IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN AUSTRALIA." ~CHARLES SCHULTZ - Tammy B. won.
Contest 770-"IF YOU CONTINUALLY GIVE YOU WILL CONTINUALLY HAVE." - Robert T. won.
Contest 771-"IT'S NICE TO BE REMEMBERED BUT IT'S CHEAPER TO BE FORGOTTEN." - Lilly M. won.
Contest 772-"WHEN ANGRY, COUNT FOUR; WHEN VERY ANGRY, SWEAR." ~MARK TWAIN - Molly B. won.
Contest 773-"TO HOLD A PEN IS TO BE AT WAR." ~VOLTAIRE - Michelle T. won.
Contest 774-"A PRINCE NEVER LACKS LEGITIMATE REASONS TO BREAK HIS PROMISE." ~MACHIAVELLI - Doris N. won.
Contest 775-"POLITICIANS, LIKE DIAPERS, HAVE TO BE CHANGED FREQUENTLY - AND FOR THE VERY SAME REASON." - Mike I. won.
Contest 776-"CONSCIENCE IS THE PERFECT INTERPRETER OF LIFE." ~KARL BARTH - Connie B. won.
Contest 777-"PATRIOTISM IS SUPPORTING YOUR COUNTRY ALL THE TIME, AND YOUR GOVERNMENT WHEN IT DESERVES IT." ~MARK TWAIN - Gary W. won.
Contest 778-"TRUE PATRIOTISM HATES INJUSTICE IN ITS OWN LAND MORE THAN ANYWHERE ELSE." ~CLARENCE DARROW - Jill R. won.
Contest 779-"VICTORY HAS A THOUSAND FATHERS, BUT DEFEAT IS AN ORPHAN." ~JOHN F. KENNEDY - Roger E. won.
Contest 780-"THOSE WHO DENY FREEDOM TO OTHERS DESERVE IT NOT FOR THEMSELVES." -ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Patti J. won.
Contest 781- "I HAVE NOT FAILED. I'VE JUST FOUND 10,000 WAYS THAT WON'T WORK." ~THOMAS EDISON - Shelly G. won.
Contest 782-"EITHER WRITE SOMETHING WORTH READING OR DO SOMETHING WORTH WRITING." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Contest 783- "AGE IS A VERY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY." - Beth V. won.
Contest 784-"THE TROUBLE WITH RETIREMENT IS THAT YOU NEVER GET A DAY OFF." - ABE LEMONS - Robert A. won.
Contest 785- 'HE HAS NO ENEMIES BUT IS INTENSELY DISLIKED BY HIS FRIENDS.' - OSCAR WILDE - Teri J. won.
Contest 786-"A SYNONYM IS A WORD YOU USE IF YOU CAN'T SPELL THE OTHER ONE." - Mavis D. won.
Contest 787-"THE LESS WE KNOW, THE LONGER THE EXPLANATION." - Ken W. won.
Contest 788-"BEWARE OF THE YOUNG DOCTOR AND THE OLD BARBER." - BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Brenda K. won.
Contest 789-"IF YOU THINK YOUR BOSS IS STUPID, REMEMBER: YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB IF HE WAS ANY SMARTER." - JOHN GOTTI - Sam P. won
Contest 790-"BEING YOUNG IS A FAULT THAT DIMINISHES DAILY." - Renee L. won.
Contest 791-"I WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD POPE." ~RICHARD M. NIXON - Paula C. won.
Contest 792-"I STILL MISS MY EX, BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING." - Chester M. won.

Contest 793-"WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL?" - Tina F. won.
Contest 794-"THE MAN WHO CAN'T DANCE THINKS THE BAND IS NO GOOD." - Kellie B. won.
Contest 795-"YOU'VE REACHED MIDDLE AGE WHEN ALL YOU EXERCISE IS CAUTION." -Paul C. won.
Contest 796-"VIOLENCE IS THE LAST REFUGE OF THE INCOMPETENT." ~ISAAC ASIMOV -Gail N. won.
Contest 797-"POPULAR OPINION IS THE GREATEST LIE IN THE WORLD." - THOMAS CARLYLE - Anna G. won.
Contest 798-"BAD LOSERS MAKE WORSE WINNERS." - Brad L. won.
Contest 799-"AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS, THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS." - Amanda J. won.
Contest 800- "IF YOU DON'T JUMP YOU WILL NEVER LEARN TO FLY." -Doug V. won.
Contest 801-"TURN YOUR FACE TO THE SUN AND THE SHADOWS FALL BEHIND YOU." - Ellie H. won.
Contest 802- “SOME PEOPLE DIE AT TWENTY-FIVE AND AREN’T BURIED UNTIL THEY ARE SEVENTY-FIVE.” ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN -Jack A. won.
Contest 803- "EDUCATION IS A PROGRESSIVE DISCOVERY OF OUR OWN IGNORANCE." ~WILL DURANT - Martha S. won.
Contest 804- "TO AVOID CRITICISM, DO NOTHING, SAY NOTHING, BE NOTHING." ~ELBERT HUBBARD - Patricia R. won.
Contest 805-"YOU CANNOT PLOUGH A FIELD BY TURNING IT OVER IN YOUR MIND." Daniel W. won.
Contest 806-"CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. NAKED PEOPLE HAVE LITTLE OR NO INFLUENCE ON SOCIETY." ~MARK TWAIN - Beth M. won.
Contest 807-"POLITICS HAVE NO RELATION TO MORALS." ~MACHIAVELLI - John L. won.
Contest 808-"BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Tricia D. won.
Contest 809-"IF MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES" - Connie B. won.
Contest 810-"DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BEING BUSY DOING NOTHING." ~LAO TZU - Steve V. won.
Contest 811-"THE BALLOT IS STRONGER THAN THE BULLET." ~ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Holly D. won.
Contest 812- "IT WASN'T RAINING WHEN NOAH BUILT THE ARK." ~ HOWARD RUFF - Meaghan L. won.
Contest 813-"A CRITIC IS A LEGLESS MAN WHO TEACHES RUNNING." ~CHANNING POLLOCK - Sally T. won.
Contest 814-"IT IS BETTER FOR ME TO BE A MARTYR THAN A MONARCH." ~IGNATIUS - Donna B. won.
Contest 815-"KINDNESS IS A LANGUAGE THE BLIND CAN SEE AND THE DEAF CAN HEAR." - Maryanne J. won.
Contest 816-"NOTHING SHOWS A MAN'S CHARACTER MORE THAT WHAT HE LAUGHS AT." - Andrew N. won.
Contest 817-"TACT IS THE ART OF MAKING A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY." - Barb D. won.
Contest 818-"NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS." - Tom H. won.
Contest 819-"BEWARE THE HOBBY THAT EATS." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Susan E. won.
Contest 820-"WE ARE WHAT WE BELIEVE IN." ~C. S. LEWIS - Tim W. won.
Contest 821-"PEOPLE DO NOT LACK STRENGTH; THEY LACK WILL." ~VICTOR HUGO - Alice B. won.
Contest 822-"EVERY FIGHT IS A FOOD FIGHT WHEN YOU'RE A CANNIBAL". - DEMETRI MARTIN - Nina R. won.
Contest 823-"ACCIDENT IS THE NAME OF THE GREATEST OF ALL INVENTORS." ~MARK TWAIN - Carl M. won.
Contest 824-NICE TO BE HERE? AT MY AGE IT'S NICE TO BE ANYWHERE.- GEORGE BURNS - Susan W. won.
Contest 825-"I NEVER FORGET A FACE, BUT IN YOUR CASE I'LL BE GLAD TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION." ~GROUCHO MARX - Bill C. won.
Contest 826-"MANY FOXES GROW GRAY BUT FEW GROW GOOD." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Grace P. won.
Contest 827-YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE." ~WAYNE GRETSKY - Darlene V. won.
Contest 828-"LOVE IS THE TRIUMPH OF IMAGINATION OVER INTELLIGENCE." H. L. MENCKEN - Beverly H. won.
Contest 830-"THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, AND I AM ONE OF THEM." -DAVE BARRY - Dave K. won.
Contest 831-"DRAWING ON MY FINE COMMAND OF LANGUAGE, I SAID NOTHING." - MARK TWAIN - Roberta P. won.
Contest 832-"A THING IS NOT NECESSARILY TRUE BECAUSE A MAN DIES FOR IT." -OSCAR WILDE - Rosalyn L. won.
Contest 833-"NOT ALL THOSE WHO WANDER ARE LOST." - J.R.R.TOLKIEN - William J. won.
Contest 834-"A SINGLE DEATH IS A TRAGEDY. A MILLION DEATHS IS A STATISTIC." - Sarah R. won.
Contest 835-"TACT IS THE ART OF MAKING A POINT WITHOUT MAKING AN ENEMY." - Jeff C. won.
Contest 836-"GUESTS, LIKE FISH, BEGIN TO SMELL AFTER THREE DAYS." ~BENJAMIN FRANKLIN - Frank T. won.
Contest 837-"A COMPLIMENT IS LIKE A KISS THROUGH A VEIL." - VICTOR HUGO - Cindy D. won.
Contest 838-"DOUBT IS NOT A PLEASANT CONDITION, BUT CERTAINTY IS ABSURD.' -VOLTAIRE - Michael F. won.
Contest 839-"WE SELL THE THRONES OF ANGELS FOR A SHORT AND TURBULENT PLEASURE." ~RALPH WALDO EMERSON - Jenn D. won.
Contest 840-"THE PRICE OF ANYTHING IS THE AMOUNT OF LIFE YOU EXCHANGE FOR IT." ~HENRY DAVID THOREAU - Peter W. won.





* Quote # 666 was actually one by Louis Nizer not Robert Fulghum.
 

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