BAD! BAD! BAD!
You have earned the wrath of EB. You will now have to do 100 pushups for the next 5 days, and make a video every day. Your videos must be submitted by 5 p.m. on Friday. Also you will make yourself avaiable for routine beatings by EB every day this week at 1:00 p.m. sharp!Seriously, if you keep clicking those big green download buttons you're going to have a lot of serious computer problems and it's going to end up hurting worse than one of EB's infamous beatings! You're going to load your computer up with all kinds of nasty malware -- and you cannot expect any software program to protect you from 100% of these kinds of things.
You have to be careful. You have to take your time. You have to be vigilant. The biggest defense you have against malware and scams and identity theft is your own common sense. If you hurry, you're going to get burned -- and it's going to sting worse than EB's broomstick handle. And cost you a lot more too.
Slow down. Think. Be Careful. You can prevent a lot of problems later by taking your time and thinking right now.
Use the common sense on the Web you've used your whole life. There are scams and people out to get your money everywhere -- on the web and off.