We know what you’re thinking. Windows has a calculator. You have a calculator. Your cellphone has a calculator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what if you wanted to calculate the phases of the moon? Or sunrises and sunsets – anywhere? Can you cellphone do that? How about amortize a mortgage? How about distances between airports? Or what about your flabby BMI? Can your calculator do these kinds of things? Oh, you have an iPhone! Is there an “app” for that? OK.
But what if you’re not cool. Say you’re an average bozo like TC, or a glamorous, but down-on-her-luck, ex-showgirl like EB? You don’t have an iPhone or even a Raspberry Blackberry. You’re lucky you have a cell phone at all. If you’re honest you’ll probably admit you have a Jitterbug that your grand-kids gave you, because they think you’re half-blind and a complete technological buffoon. Ha! They don’t know you read this grand online tome of computer wit and wizardry – InfoAve. You have a secret weapon, you have a bozo and an ex-showgirl turned computer guru to shine a light on the secrets of the Web. You have us to assist you in uncovering such buried treasures as these.
And guess what the best part of these calculators are? You don’t have to download them and add more goofy programs to your already lethargic computer. If you have a Web browser and an Internet connection, you can calculate until you’re snoring in your chair – or until the sun comes up. All-night calculating. Oh! What could be more fun?
You can calculate everything from your age in dog years (how useful!) to how fast you type (or how fast you don’t). That’s all we’re going to say about this wonderful useful (sometimes) and amusing (sometimes) online tool to calculate almost anything you want.
Oh, yes, there is a regular calculator and a scientific calculator there as well. Just in case you don’t have any calculators at all – and didn’t even know Windows has one.
Where can you find all these handy, dandy, calculating tools? Why, we are so glad you asked.
It’s called, strangely, Calculatorcat– and you can find all of the calculators right here, right in the heart of the Web.
By our calculations, that’s the end of this tip.