How to Get MP3 Music Free

First of all, we’re not lawyers, though EB threatens to sue me all the time (and so does everyone else). Regardless of what she thinks, she’s not a lawyer, but if she was, she’d be a shyster lawyer like Saul Goodman (“…better call Saul!”). I can’t imagine EB being a lawyer, her antics would make a travesty of any courtroom. I’d make a good court jester but not a good lawyer. So no matter what EB tells you — she’s not a lawyer, and neither am I.

What the heck does that have to do with anything, you’re thinking right? Now folks, you know better than to doubt me! They don’t call me Mister Segue for nothing!

We’re about to tell you how to find and download MP3 music for free. That’s right — without paying for it. Is it legal? We’re not lawyers, remember? (See? I told you so!) If you want to call your lawyer and ask him, please do so. If you want to call your state’s attorney general, that’s cool, we don’t care, we’ve taken on bigger!

We’re the messenger only — and you can’t sue the messenger! If you want to download MP3 music free, that’s between you and whatever higher authority you believe in. You probably have a phone – call a lawyer. You have a computer for sure — write you state’s attorney general and ask him or her…tell him or her, EB sent you. That will send shivers down his or her spine.

Yours truly, TC, tested this program and spent about an hour and a half listening to old Beatles’ tunes (mainly because there are no new Beatles’ tunes, unfortunately) and wishing I were twenty again and chasing the young lasses and swilling beer and carousing all night and going to bed at dawn. You’ll be happy to know that age has caught up with me and young lasses pass me by on the street and I’m totally invisible to them — I’m an old hump. And though I still like beer, I can’t swill it like I used to. And I have a hard time staying up past 9:30 P. M. I’m an old hump, I tells ya. If any of your old lasses out there want to chase an old hump like me, let me know.

Anyway…the program I was playing with so long today has a bipolar personality — it can’t decide if it wants to be called LastFM or Free Music Downloader. But I tells ya what, if you can’t figure this program out, you seriously need to get some rest and call a doctor, because they don’t get any easier to figure out.

You don’t have to install it, you simply download the zip file, unzip it, right-click on the exe file and choose pin to taskbar, or pin to start menu, or Send to Desktop (create shortcut), or all of these or if you don’t want to use the program ever again, choose none of these.

How easy is it to use? Type in the name of artist or song, or song and artist and click Search…and your search results appear instantly. When you find the MP3 you want to download, highlight it and click “Download”. Now how do you find it? You just click the other button that says “Open folder”. Now if you need help using this program, you need help. You even need more help than EB and she needs help, I tells ya!

Here’s some spiffy words from the developer — this is not going make those of you in OZ or NZ very happy, because I’m sure you’re not going to want to install a VPN service just to get few free songs.

Unfortunately, LastFM is only working in the United States, United Kingdom and Germany. All other users have 30 songs for free. If you live outside the United States, United Kingdom and Germany, you can use Anchor Free Hotspot Shield vpn software to fake your location.

Please not we do not recommend HotSpotShield since it installs PUPs or, if you prefer, Malware, unless you pay for it. And if you’re going to pay for something we recommend CyberGhost, but to use it you’ll probably need help. So Ozzies and NZérs – we’re sorry, we don’t make these programs, we don’t make the rules, in fact we don’t do much of anything according to a lot of folks.

Here are some screen shots which show you that I have good taste in music! I’m what you call a class act.

Finding Beatles songs was easy. They’re in alphabetical order. I downloaded “Can’t Buy Me Love”, to remind me why it’s good to be broke.

Because EB reminds me that “…Monkeys stand for honesty, Giraffes are insincere, and elephants are kindly, but they’re dumb…”, (EB is intimating that I’m an elephant).. I downloaded “At the Zoo” one of my favorite Simon & Garfunkel songs. Below,  you can see I even got the album art too.

No, that’s not a picture of EB, that’s Beethoven, the one and only hearing-challenged composer from the 18th century. I downloaded several Beethoven pieces. I’ve got class, I tells ya!

I listened to Beethoven’s “Pathetique” as I wrote this. Now my keyboard is stained with my salty tears.

There you have it folks. It’s called LastFM but when you unzip the file and run it the title bar says Free Music Downloader. Maybe there’s a trademark violation? Who knows. You can read more and/or download whatever you want to call it from http://thesz.diecru.eu/content/lastfm.php  . And don’t forget, we’re not lawyers, not even EB who claims to be everything…she’s not a lawyer. We’re not encouraging illegal activity. We’re just the messengers ,capiche?