New Year’s Day Smiles: Here are 114 One-Liners For a New Year
I read an article the other day while I was out having lunch (it was a long lunch, OK?). And I bookmarked it because I felt it would be a fun way to start the new year. The article is “114 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Someone Laugh” written by Evelina Zaragoza Medina from BuzzFeed. The keywords in that title are “Someone Laugh”. Some of these “one-liners” left me scratching my head, some made me laugh, while others had me rolling my eyes.
We’re all different, so I don’t know what your reaction will be, but since it’s a new year and I’m writing this on New Year’s Day when I’m supposed to be taking the day off, I figured this is a good way to “not” work but still get something done.
These are called “One-Liners” but not all are just one line, Many sound like bad “dad jokes”, but quite a few made me laugh. So, I hope some of them make you laugh too. And, yes, I’m sure some of them will have you rolling your eyes too.
To give you a small sample of what you’ll find in today’s semi-site pick”, I share these “one-liners” as a sample…
“You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.”
“It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”
“What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.”
“I refused to believe my roadworker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.”
“Well, apparently, rock bottom has a basement.”
There are many more where those came from. I hope some of them make you laugh – or at least smile – because that would be a great way to start the new year. Visit 114 One-Liners That Prove You Don’t Need Many Words To Make Someone Laugh” and read all 114.
And I must mention here that the author didn’t proofread very well because there are repeats in the “114” one-liners. I guess she’s a member of TC’s sloppy proofreading club 🙂
Happy New Year! God Bless Us… Everyone!
It is always better to smile,rather than frown.
Many Thanks,enjoy your day “off”
Norman