Ahoy ye mateys! We got a puzzle game fer ya that will sure wastes yer time. But whether yer a real swashbucklin’ pirate like yer old pal TC, or a dainty (old) lass like EB, ya should grab a keg o’ grog and pull yerself up a chair…and get to plunderin’ puzzles.
Aye! We’ll pillage ye olde puzzles and drink up the grog. When we’re done (if ever) we’ll get to chasin’ the fair ladies. (Sorry, EB). If yer a lass, as always, you don’t have to do nuttin’ but sit there. Ye just wait fer us handsome pirates to come swaggerin’ up to ya. Don’t worry, lassies, thar be plenty of swaggerin’ pirates for ye (sorry EB).
Aye! So ye be wantin’ to know what this here site is all about, would ya? It be a fun waste of yer time that be fer sure. Being the head pirate of this outfit, I pick this site fer ya, so ye would know that there are some good pirate on ye old internet – not everyone’s out to get ya!
We’re gonna bring in the captain of ye old pirate ship now mateys, he’s gonna tells ya all about this ‘ere puzzle plundering game, set ya up with some grog and bounty – and then welcome ye aboard. Ahoy! Captain! We got another load of folks wantin’ to be pirates we do!
“Play 20 different puzzles!
Pirate ships full of players, each playing unique duty games, clash on the high seas for plunder!
Every activity in Puzzle Pirates is a uniquely fun puzzle! Carpenters repairing battle damage, bilge rats pumping out the bilge, sailors catching a salty wind, gunners washing and loading the cannons, the navigator setting a course that’s true… every duty from sailing to leading an armada relies on yer own puzzling skills!
Whether yer goin’ solo or with a crew of mateys, Puzzles Pirates is the place to show your true piratey skills!
Download Puzzle Pirates and get set for swashbuckling action as you pillage yer way to glory across the briny deep! There’s a duty and a puzzle for everyone, from the casual to the elite, sailing the seas in a crew of your friends!
Create and customize a pirate, collect booty and join player-run crews! Everything is built on yer own personality and puzzling skills. From yer ship to yer sword, yer throne to yer knickers, everything is made in player-run shoppes. And in the close-knit merchant community, it was likely yer own matey who crafted it with his own puzzling labor!…”
If that looks like fun to ye, then welcome aboard, matey. If not, ye can walk the plank with EB. Arggh matey – ya hearing me?
Go grab some fun, grog, loot and bounty – and plunder an’ pillage all ya want. Puzzle Pirates ain’t for the faint, Mateys. It’s a Cloudeight Site Pick mateys – we plundered da Internet for ya, matey.
Not for me. Ideal for my 9yr old, 11yr old and 15 year old grandchildren, although the 15 yr old says it’s too childish for her !!!!! More grown up games for grown up people please. Mind you I quite enjoyed changing the lady pirates outfits. Amusing 5 minutes. How about some good old fashioned crosswords, with good clues ( not the horrid cryptic things either ) Nice try !!!! 10 Brownie points for effort.
To each their own. Actually it’s an adult game – there is some pretty tawdry language and sexual innuendo there. I wouldn’t let my 9, 11, or 15 year old play. ‘