FatWallet

Thanks to EB, one of the many things I’ll never have is a fat wallet. EB always quotes Seneca to me when I ask for more food, more money, more time off, etc.

“What difference does it make how much you have? What you don’t have means much more.” (Seneca)

I think she’s an experimental philosopher run amok. She has an excuse for mistreating me that always sounds legit. She walks around spouting incomprehensible bits of experimental philosophy such as:

“The peanut husk may well be tan, but the beaches are always near the shore.” (EB)

“Petrified hummus makes a fine drying mat, but heed the snorts of swans and the bellows of the cattle, lest you be razed to the ground.” (EB)

If you’re scratching your head now, don’t blame me. If you want to know what the heck all that means, take a coure in experiment philosophy or ask EB.

But no matter how existential EB is, I know something she doesn’t know. I know there’s a site I can go to to save money on food and other necessities – the things most often she tries to keep from me. Even on my meager income, I can afford to dine out and even buy a hat onine. But don’t tell EB, because she’ll cut my salary back even more and punish me more often and more severely, and justify it with some more experimental philosophy.

ENOUGH!  There are three reasons why I’m going to recommend FatWallet to you:

1. It will absolutely save you money.

2. I like the name.

3. The developers of the Web site are even more verbose than I am.

Rather than me ramble on and on and on about EB and her mistreatment of me, or 50 shades of EB, or pontificate about the money saving opportunities presented at our site pick called FatWallet,

Ain’t she pretty! Saving money is always pretty, my little pretty.

I shall now hand the reins over to FatWallet’s loquacious developers to tell you more than you’ll ever want to konw about their site…

WELCOME TO FATWALLET:

ABOUT US

Find the right things at the right price, right now! We take the best deals and make them better than those other coupon and deal sites. Think of it as your personal “ONE STOP SHOP” to assure the biggest savings possible on purchases!

The bonus of Cash Back means you’ll always save more shopping through FatWallet. It’s like getting paid to shop online. Sign up for FREE today so you don’t miss out on any more savings.

COUPONS, DEALS AND CASH BACK SHOPPING

signup-sign-about-usMost FatWallet™ shoppers are looking for a quick and easy path to online coupons and deals…and we’ve made it that simple. Whether you’re in need of a store coupon or the hottest deals by category, you’ll find the latest coupon codes, promo codes and sale discounts from more than 1,600 trusted and popular online stores like Newegg, Walmart, Amazon and eBay. Find exceptional values on new clearance items, free shipping offers and special product bundles everyday.

Plus…you can add even more savings with Cash Back at hundreds of stores on thousands of store offers. FatWallet shares their commissions with its members. It’s your cash – it’s free – and it makes every deal even better! And, stores often increase their cash back percentage at various times year round with Cash Back Sales. Our team works directly with retailers to make sure you’re presented with the best offers and cash back possible. Learn More.

FORUMS

Best hot deals forum

Communicate with your peers. All of us are smarter than one of us, so why not raise your shopping IQ? The famous FatWallet forums bring you insight from thousands of savvy, informed consumers, all coming together to share deals, money-saving tips and more. It’s free, fun, and addicting.

Created by you…Literally. There are a variety of forums from which to share and learn ranging from Hot Deals to Finance, Travel, Technology and even Free Stuff from samples to contest and more. Forum content is generated by consumers for consumers. That means you decide what’s included, not the advertisers.

It’s a big playground! Our forums are designed with valuable options so you can customize your experience. To learn more, visit our Welcome forum or check out the Hot Deals FAQ to get you well versed in community lifestyles!

TODAY’S BEST DEALS

todaysbestdealssidebuttonWe brings you dozens of trusted deals selected by our staff each day. These deals are a versatile selection of unbelievable prices ranging from laptops and HDTV’s to restaurant coupons, video games and much more. The FatWallet staff adds details, specs and welcomes your comments. And, because they don’t last long, Best Deals are fun to share!

24/7 CUSTOMER SERVICE

Life doesn’t stop at 5:00. Whether it’s noon, midnight, or in between, we’re here to help. Our cash back support team are some of the smartest people in the industry. They work extended business hours and our customer experience team is here around the clock to help you resolve any issues you may encounter! Get your questions answered now. Most members receive a response within minutes!

Lo! Lift your heads, and smell the bark of sassafras, and then venture off to save money at www.fatwallet.com .